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I don’t think you can be team Waluigi. And be on the Avengers. Seems shady.

What's wrong with you? Wario, always.

Just cause I'm an Avenger doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good WAH while playing Mariokart!

...or Smash, if they'd just make him a playable Smash character. [grumbles]

I got no beef with Wario, but he doesn't need help getting into Smash! Dude even has a motorcycle in Smash...

Avengers have time to play Videogames? Shit I am in the wrong team.

Th'hell are you talkin' about, Barton?

...You say that, but I've met Pixie. There is no way she hasn't played a video game. Bobby either, for that matter...

Although you could persuade me that Logan hasn't. He's so OLD...

Smash Ultimate, obviously. Any legit stunt woman would know that! [smirks]

I think yer still a little confused on what a stunt woman does, cher.

[points] That I am, mon ami. That I am.

...Is my French accent horrible? I'm mostly just trying to copy Gambit's.

Which one is Pixie again? There’s too many kids these days...

Pink hair? Half fairy? Wings?

...Okay, the fairy part is probably more identifying than the wings in the X-Men.

Yeah... There's a couple of them with wings.

Man I've been away for way too long.

Oh, good god, that's awful.

And why would y'wanna copy Remy? His French is terrible. It's barely tolerable.

Anyway, it's not hard t'understand what a stunt woman does. Throw myself out of windows... Take th'occasional chair to th'face-- [Gesturing vaguely] --That sorta thing.

It's the color isn't it?

Not your fault. That whole personality inversion thing was brutal.

He's the most legit of Cajuns, I thought!

Mmhmm. You are definitely consistent. It's impressive.

100%.

Katie and I fight over who gets to be him when we play MarioKart.

You're so predictable. I just try to snatch Mario before Reed.

Waluigi doesn't need help getting into Smash either.

I can literally program him in. It'll take five minutes. Eight if I'm distracted.

Of Cajuns, maybe, but in terms of French? All you're sayin' here is he's th'best of th'worst.

[Does he mean she's consistently scratched and bruised? Or consistent with her lie? Oni's gonna pretend it's the former.] What can I say? I aim t' please.

...Reed would go so vanilla as to pick Mario. But YOU???? Et tu, Brute!

Oooooh...French turf wars. NOW I'm really interested...

[snorts] If that was the truth, I'd get better stories out of you. Truer ones. But not TOO true, as there's only so much I need to know about Logan.

PLEASE DO.

You will make such a huge fan base happy. You have no idea.

I mean, I was only going to program him into your game, but I guess we could just hack Nintendo and put him into every copy.