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Is that true?

Thats what they say. No one knows why. Crazy right?

I don't believe it.

*Shrugs* Just repeating what I heard. Its one of those random useless pieces of info you find while bored and store away into the back of your mind until you're bored enough to share your findings with other people.

I heard something like that about a pig once. Anyway. I'll probably think about that until I can test it.

Weird. Weirdweirdweird. Yes, think about it. Keep it in the back of your brain for later use.

I will.

Good. You better. I'll be doing random checks. Make sure you still have it stored away.

I'll keep it while I'm being grounded. -eyeroll-

Oh crap dude, thats no fun.

Isn't it? I've never been grounded before. I don't think I'll mind.

Well thats cool then. What I used to do to make my time in the grounded realm go faster was, I would tape paper to my walls and kind of pretend to be an artist. I mean.. my whole room was covered in fucking paper. It was boss.

I'll probably...~~go crazy~~ read or something.

Of course it does.

Nope, they say it doesn't. And know one knows why. Cue spooky music right? Twilight zone? Hehe

'They' are wrong about this one. It's not that different from any other sound.

Might just be the pitch of it though.

Mmm, no. It's a myth.

Okay you know everything. Good for you! You've done extensive research on this I'm guessing?

I'm not claiming that at all! But I have heard of it before.

Cool well, when you've done more than heard about it come back with the evidence to prove me wrong.

You don't have any evidence either, and you really shouldn't believe everything you're told.

I don't believe everything I'm told. Just saying, I'm more right than you. Its a long the same lines as innocent until proven guilty.

Well, if that's how you want to think...

But it has to echo. It's a sound like... like someone sneezing. Wouldn't that echo under the right circumstances?

Just tellin' it like I read it man. I have no freaking idea. Until someone gets a duck and puts it in an echoey room and makes it quack, I'm gonna continue believing it.

Maybe someone should test it? Hmm...

Well, I have access to a courtroom that's kind of echo-y. Maybe if you found a duck or something, we could figure out if it does or not.

*briefly considers taking the damn duckling in the Chief's office to an interrogation room to test it out*

.....

*snorts at himself and gets back to work*