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[lebeau_diable]

Is stealin' stolen Nazi art stealing?

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[magnet_girl]

If you're not giving it back the Jewish families the Nazi's stole it from? Then Yes.

[lebeau_diable]

Well that went in a direction I wasn't expectin'. But probably shoulda been.

[magnet_girl]

Probably.

So You're Welcome, for reminding you to do the right thing.

[lebeau_diable]

Now that's just bold of you t'assume I'm gonna do th right thing, chere.

[magnet_girl]

True, but if I had to actually kick your ass, we wouldn't be friends.

[naturaldisasster]

Depends. What're you plannin' t'do with it?

[lebeau_diable]

You mean besides decoratin’ the bedroom?

[lebeau_diable]

I dunno bout that. You’re still friends with Alex...

[naturaldisasster]

I'm sorry I asked.

[lebeau_diable]

what did you think I was gonna do?

[naturaldisasster]

Fence it, probably. 'Though... Y'gotta imagine anybody in th'market for Nazis art is gonna smell suspicious.

[lebeau_diable]

I am suspicious though, you gotta admit.

[naturaldisasster]

Th'most suspicious. And yet, I still put up with you.

[lebeau_diable]

You do, chere. It's a wonder any of y'all put up with me t'be honest.

I reckon it's that cajun charm an good looks that does it.

[naturaldisasster]

"Cajun charm?" Darlin', th'way your people butcher th'French language, it's a wonder I like you at all.

Maybe that charm works on your other friends. I got my own reasons.

[lebeau_diable]

Hey now. I don't go insultin you for your canadian ways do I?

I reckon it's all th times I fed you. Usin me for my cookin'.

[naturaldisasster]

You're at perfect liberty to jab at me for any number of things, but th'one thing you cannot drag me for is pronunciation...

... 'Less we talkin' 'bout English.

[She let out a bark of laughter.] That certainly helps!

[lebeau_diable]

You could be th third Bob or Doug McKenzie if you speak in English, belle. We get you a toque an a Maple Leafs Jersey... you be all set.

So now I know th truth!

[naturaldisasster]

[She half-heartedly flipped him the bird.] Oh, very funny. Blow me, Lebeau. Y'goddamn crawfish.

And if you don't think I'd wear a touque and a Maple Leafs jersey any day of th'week, then you and I can't be friends.

[Oni primly stuck her tongue out at him.] Pfff-- Act like you ain't been known.

[lebeau_diable]

Pft I used t'offer an you'd get all a fluster.

Don't lie t'me. You're from Quebec an I know a proper Quebecois femme wouldn't cheer for les Maple Leafs. Y'all only cheer for les Canadiens. See? I pay attention when Logan talks hockey.

[naturaldisasster]

I think y'can understand why that might be?

--Which is why I wouldn't be caught dead in an Oilers' jersey! [She lowered her voice to a conspiratorial whisper.] But between you and me? Don't tell Beaubier or he'll revoke my Quebecois badge.

[lebeau_diable]

I don't got the slightest idea. [Of course he does]

Pft. We c'n keep it between us. I like you more'n him anyway.

[naturaldisasster]

Like hell you don't!

[That gets a chuckle out of her.] I can't tell if that's a compliment or no.

[lebeau_diable]

[He grins and shrugs]

I'd say it's a compliment.

[naturaldisasster]

Incorrigible.

Well, then merci.

[lebeau_diable]

An that's why you love me.

[magnet_girl]

By 'friends' you mean 'beat him up when he goes Evil'? Sure. I guess so.

[naturaldisasster]

Mmmmhm. We'll see if you still love me when I'm done raidin' yer fridge.

[electro_kinetic]

Pretty sure the definition doesn't change because you're stealing from assholes. Connotation does, but that just means 'stealing' isn't always bad.

[mia_j]

Well yes, but that doesn't mean it's wrong.

[ooc: Oops just realized how long ago you posted this! Oh well. Hi! Have a tag!]

[lebeau_diable]

Hey. Ain't nothing I love more than seein' a woman eat. You go right ahead.

[lebeau_diable]

Hm. I c'n work with that.

lol It's fine.

[lebeau_diable]

So that means you'd be on board with a heist?

[lebeau_diable]

That's what we do, Belle!

<3

[mia_j]

Always.

Is it weird that just turned me on?

[naturaldisasster]

"Nothin' you love more," you really expect me to believe that? [She says, already hip-deep in his fridge.]

[lebeau_diable]

Okay. A few things.

[naturaldisasster]

Mmmmhm. Women, thievin'... Cat-hoardin', t'name a few.

[lebeau_diable]

Just a few. But cookin' is up there too.

[naturaldisasster]

[She poked her head out of his fridge.] That sounds an awful lot like an offer.

If that's th'case, darlin', don't let me stop you.

[lebeau_diable]

Wouldn't be me if I thought that was weird, belle.

[lebeau_diable]

Thought you wanted leftovers.

[naturaldisasster]

Ah-ah-ah. I'm not too proud for leftovers, but what I want is Étouffée.

That outta make you happy-- I'm eatin' th'goddamn swamp bug...

[lebeau_diable]

Did I hear that right? I reckon I told you once you'd be beggin me one day an here we are.

I reckon I c'n come up with some Etouffee for you.

[naturaldisasster]

Excuse your lips? I did not beg, I made unreasonable demands!

That I'm willin' t'eat th'bottom-feeding sonsabitches is all th'victory you're gonna get. Try for anything else and I'm stealin' all yer hot sauce, y'hear me?

[lebeau_diable]

An here I am, cavin' t'those unreasonable demands.

Alright. You gonna make yourself useful. Get them vegetables out of the fridge while you're in there.

[naturaldisasster]

Knew I liked you for a reason. [A teasing smirk.] You're a good homme... When you're not playin' th'scoundrel.

Pfff-- Most useful thing I could do would be t'stay th'hell out of your way, but sure. Vegetables. I'm on 'em. [And though she will pull a face all the while, like a child, she knows better than to question those who have mastered the dark art of cooking.]

[mia_j]

Then sounds like I'll be in good company.