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sixwordstories2019-07-08 01:53 pm
intrntl_superassassin) wrote in sixwordstories2019-07-08 01:53 pm
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...Someone under thirty hit on me.
So? It means I'm not cute anymore! I'm going to starve and die somewhere under a bridge!
I am when it comes to giving blowjobs.
You're supposed to buy me dinner first.
Edited 2019-07-08 23:37 (UTC)
I'm getting too old to be the cute boy toy for older men! [The drama]
Trust me, you can do that until you're twenty-five.
So I suppose you aren't still interested in a real job?
So I suppose you aren't still interested in a real job?
That's in just two years!
I guess I need something to fall back on now that I'm officially old.
I guess I need something to fall back on now that I'm officially old.
Bitch, I'm forty, don't talk to me about old.
So I found a garage guy who is at least willing to interview you.
So I found a garage guy who is at least willing to interview you.
Hit on by someone my own age and I didn't manage to seduce you when we met.
What did you tell him?
What did you tell him?
Because I like dudes my own age.
I said you'd love that. 11 AM tomorrow.
I said you'd love that. 11 AM tomorrow.
That only makes me feel a little bit better. But not really because old is my type.
...Shit. How do I not fuck this up?
...Shit. How do I not fuck this up?
Why? Besides money.
Have you never had an interview?
Have you never had an interview?
...Habit? Why is people your age your type?
No! I've been doing my thing since I was fourteen and the guys who are bringing home fourteen year olds already have an idea what sort of customer service experience I have.
No! I've been doing my thing since I was fourteen and the guys who are bringing home fourteen year olds already have an idea what sort of customer service experience I have.
Fair. I prefer men in my age range because I like having things in common wit' them.
Okay, point. Right. We'll practice, then. Pretend you've just come into my office, okay?
So. I was told you've an interest in mechanics?
Okay, point. Right. We'll practice, then. Pretend you've just come into my office, okay?
So. I was told you've an interest in mechanics?
[He tries to think of all the interviews hes seen on Television and then smiles Young And Innocent and not the Bedroom Eyes smile]
Um. Yes. I like fixing things and I think I'm okay at it?
Um. Yes. I like fixing things and I think I'm okay at it?
Okay, try not to say 'uhm' and don't say you think you're okay. Say yes, you like fixing things. You want to come off as confident and interested. Okay.
Alright, have you had any experience fixing motors?
Alright, have you had any experience fixing motors?
Okay.
Yes. I like fixing things and I think I'm good at it.
Question... How much am I supposed to lie? I have fixed motors but sometimes I've made it worse.
Yes. I like fixing things and I think I'm good at it.
Question... How much am I supposed to lie? I have fixed motors but sometimes I've made it worse.
I say don't lie, but put a positive spin on it. So you'd say somet'ing like, "I've fixed up several on my own, but there's still lots I could learn, which is why I'm looking to apprentice." You see? Honesty is better, but self deprecation can come off as shit skills.
Okay.
[He repeats it and then a second time so it sounds natural]
What do I say if he asks about school?
[He repeats it and then a second time so it sounds natural]
What do I say if he asks about school?
I... was homeschooled? That's a lie but it sounds better than stopped going?
This is hard.
This is hard.
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