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[call_me_klaus]

Pixie dust and rainbows for Elijah...

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[alexa_bond_carter]

Kinky.

[call_me_klaus]

Yes, I am, but in this case, he is my brother.

[hiddenarcana]

Those will be hard to come by.

[intrntl_superassassin]

So he came out? I hope you got him a cake.

[call_me_klaus]

Nonsense...there are so many witches here in New Orleans, you cannot swing a sword without hitting one...or two if you aim well.

[call_me_klaus]

Sadly, no. While those of us who have lived a thousand years do tend to be somewhat fluid in our sexuality, my dear brother tends to have a weakness for doe-eyed damsels.

Rather annoying, to be honest.

[alexa_bond_carter]

Given the men I have known, it doesn't seem to be a problem.

[intrntl_superassassin]

That's boring then. And here I was hoping for a story of family scandal and drama.

[call_me_klaus]

Oh, then you will like this lot. My mother turned her children into vampires...and when I get annoyed with my siblings, I tend to dagger them through the heart and put them in coffins for a few years...or decades...depends on my mood.

[call_me_klaus]

Perhaps you are the kinky one, darling.

[intrntl_superassassin]

Have you ever considered family therapy? I’m not really one to suppress violent urges but that is a little past extreme isn’t it?

[call_me_klaus]

I consider it a kindness, really. They annoy me...I dagger and box...then we all have pastry and get over it. Far better than sitting on a couch talking about feelings.

[hiddenarcana]

It's quite common I suppose. Even more so back home. Nothing I'm particularly skilled in myself though.

[intrntl_superassassin]

Sitting on the couch talking about your feelings is good communication and how good relationships last. And you can have pastries while you do it.

[elijah_m]

*slow shake of head, keeps reading*

Pixie dust is quite difficult to remove from my suit, Niklaus.

[call_me_klaus]

All it takes is a bit of practice, mate.

[call_me_klaus]

Perhaps, but the biegnets have all of that powdered sugar on them...Elijah hates a mess. I did try to make up for some rather dodgy behavior, recently, with a peace offering. I, quite kindly I thought, thought that weeks in a coffin would make my brother a bit peckish. But he ignored the lovely young food I provided.

Elijah tends to hold a grudge.

[call_me_klaus]

Nonsense, brother. Why, in the neon glow of the city, you could sparkle like a disco ball.

I hear the young damsels are rather fond of sparkling vampires.

[elijah_m]

I believe I will refrain from 'sparkling', for the next century, at least.

And the young damsel you provided as a peace offering bled all over a two hundred year old carpet.

[intrntl_superassassin]

The powdered sugar is the best part. Your brother sounds like a closeted mess with a stick up his butt if powdered sugar is the reason not to eat the best New Orleans has to offer.

I’m glad I was an only child when I hear stories like this.

[hiddenarcana]

I'm more predisposed to dark magic.

[call_me_klaus]

Isn't that why we keep Rebecca around?

[call_me_klaus]

You have excellent insight to both pastry and my family.

*smirk*

[call_me_klaus]

Sadly, most witches dislike me on general principle.

[elijah_m]

I thought it was so you would have someone to dagger?