I am not smelly...except when I spill wine on myself.
*smirks*
I am experienced with fucking them, Agron, not gauging whether telling them to calm down while they are trying to eat their dessert is a poor strategic move. Woman didn't even pay the check.
Gannicus. [Voice most stern and solemn.] I warned you about not watching your back and to be cautious around witchcraft. It goes without saying that my disappointment is deeper than the Aegean sea. Ruff charm and looks may work upon whores and unsatisfied wives, not when dealing with a lady and discipline of Trivia. I deeply hope that you may be able to appease her and return back to fighting form.
[Deepest sigh] I never thought I would have to teach you how to treat a lady aswell.
I am not sleeping with the witch. Perhaps I should suggest to her that she find a bedmate to resolve some of her angsty tension issues...*what Gannicus knows about soothing angry modern women may be lacking*
And yet here you are. Turned into a animal. Clearly you upset her somehow. Trust a man that once were married, you may not know what you said, but you'll most likely have to make up for it somehow. Women are mysterious creatures. Beautiful like a rose but you'll be wise to remember that they have thorns.
Alas... Suggesting that she is in need of a "good fuck" to loosen up... If you think being a monkey is bad, imagine what she would have done if you said that.
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Whatever you do, don't tell Spartacus.
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Why not, I'm sure he would get a good laugh out of it too.
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Yes, the same witch.
Perhaps, but then I would get one of his solemn lectures, and I lack the patience for that...in this form.
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It would be a nice change to not be on the receiving end for once...
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That would be Nasir's line...
I told a woman to calm down...and this is what I get.
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[It takes him a second for that line to land and now he's glaring.] Don't tempt me to check if the stories about the Monkey Paw is true.
For someone as... experienced with women I'm surprised you didn't think that was a bad idea to say.
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*smirks*
I am experienced with fucking them, Agron, not gauging whether telling them to calm down while they are trying to eat their dessert is a poor strategic move. Woman didn't even pay the check.
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Well. Maybe you should have been
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Gratitude...your wisdom is profound, if not timely.
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My mother did try to raise me right. Something ought to have stuck.
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I am sure she is so proud, in the afterlife.
Now get me a banana.
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She probably isn't.
Go get a fucking banana yourself monkey boy.
I couldn't resist.
Re: I couldn't resist.
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[Deepest sigh] I never thought I would have to teach you how to treat a lady aswell.
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Alas... Suggesting that she is in need of a "good fuck" to loosen up... If you think being a monkey is bad, imagine what she would have done if you said that.
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Perhaps you are right. Perhaps chocolates and flowers?
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