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[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

Picked his brains.

...with a hatchet.

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[funnihaha.livejournal.com]

You sound like my kind of girl.

[funnihaha.livejournal.com]

...not human? Great.

Were you asking me, or her?

[funnihaha.livejournal.com]

Me? I'm human. I'm The Comedian.

And I like a girl with a little fire in her.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

...You getting all territorial on me, darling?

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I'm liable to do a bit more than that, Master. Come see me when we're done with this, yeah?

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

That so? Like your head bashed in, do you?

[funnihaha.livejournal.com]

I like a challenge, at least

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

Ah. And here you were hoping I was just hangin' about ready to offer it to you, yeah?

[funnihaha.livejournal.com]

Hah, you never know which ones'll throw themselves at you, and which won't.

Can't hurt to test the waters.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Points for effort, at least. Were I the type to award them.

I'd be one of the not-throwing-m'self-at-blokes type, mate.

[shrpcryinthedrk.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun. His brains hold anything useful?

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

No. But I knew that going in--the man was idiot enough to try to kill me recently, you see. All his brains were good for, in the end, were the satisfaction I gained at seeing them splattered all over his home.

[shrpcryinthedrk.livejournal.com]

Ahh -- as far as I'm concerned, that's the only purpose a human brain has. For decor.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

I like your style.

[shrpcryinthedrk.livejournal.com]

And I like yours. Usually I'll use whatever's available, but an axe is so much more precise.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

Much more satisfying crunch when you connect, as well.

I'm the Rani.

[manwhores-r-us.livejournal.com]

Bad day at the office?

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

Just a bit, darling. Moreso for him than me.

[manwhores-r-us.livejournal.com]

You know, I know a few good cleaners unless you got it all taken care of.

[thisway-comes.livejournal.com]

You're a dear. I won't need a cleaner, though. I left him for his associates to find. I wanted the proper message sent.