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What the fuck are you blabbing about this time you fool?

Oh nothing. They invited Magneto, and Mr. Sinister, and even Apocalypse to their crazy orgy, but I doubt they'd invite you!!!

I wouldn't enjoy it even if they did. [Y'know... considering he burnt out all his nerve endings.]

Edited 2019-10-26 22:23 (UTC)

You...you wouldn't! HA!!! HAHAHA!!!!

[He laughs for a while as he revels in the full gist of that]

Amazing. Your whole schtick makes getting revenge on you absurdly unsatisfying, but this...THIS is cosmic justice right here.

[Ajax just watches Wade with that same old shit eating grin. He honestly doesn't care the slightest.]

I'm please to know that my "schtick" is unsatisfying for you.

Edited 2019-10-26 22:40 (UTC)

Francis, you are THE MOST unsatisfying human being on the planet.

And I watch those porn videos where there's that one guy who isn't satisfying his wife and so she goes to someone who can, and those are actors TRYING to look unsatisfying. You're more unsatisfying than that.

You are more unsatisfying than trick or treating at a house that only has little packets of candy corn.

You're more unsatisfying than a side salad at a BBQ restaurant.

[Honestly, he could keep going forever and probably will.]

How about I cut your head off?

EVEN YOUR METHOD OF EXECUTION IS UNSATISFYING!!!!

Seriously. That is so last French Revolution.

It would stop you from talking. I'll even switch it up with a chainsaw.

Edited 2019-10-26 22:55 (UTC)

Francis.

Francis.

C'mon now. We've been next door to hate-fucking the shit out of one another for a while now. Not that I want to, but you know. I bet somebody ships it. You know better. Do you really believe that?

Looking into vacation options?

Yes!! Whenever they let me on the island!!

I mean, they've gotta, right? I'm basically Logan's bastard son. Well, another one of them. He's got a lot. And I mean, if they let X-23 in, she's just the next technological evolution of me!

If you've got a stash of the white stuff, Wade, I think I'm gonna sell tickets to whatever it is you do next.

One of the three mutant commandments is to "Make MOAR Mutants" with my white stuff, Bay-BEE!

Not the kind of tickets I was thinkin' about, but I'm sure there's some that'd buy.

When have you ever waited for an invitation, darling? Especially when you think you qualify?

Nope. I'm not gonna fall for th'same old trap and ask what th'sam-fuck you're talkin' about. Some questions don't need answerin'...

IT'S THE BEST!!

It's Ajax.

If they ship it, then they're dumb. If I can't feel a sword through my chest I doubt I'd feel a cock up my ass. [He scowls back at Wade, the very idea offending him.] You'd stop talking once you have no air. [Of course, Wade probably would grow out another head, but it would be silent a little while. So he thinks at least.]

Edited 2019-10-27 11:35 (UTC)

Yeah yeah whatever, Francis.

Right??? And we all know your emotions are as dead as your nipples too.

You'd think that, but been there, done that, somehow I'm still talking.

Never!!

...[Grumbles] But this is an island that is actually a mutant that eats people it doesn't like. I hear it ate Sabretooth because Xavier doesn't believe in prison, but does believe in solitary confinement for forever.

No doubt. People loves their porn.

I'm talkin' bout mutants gettin biz-AY!!!

I'm just waiting for my invite! I'm sure it's in the mail!!!

Nothing wrong with my emotions. [His mental state is another matter...]

I should sew your mouth together.