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[intrntl_superassassin]

Other people’s food always tastes better

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[naturaldisasster]

Normally I'd agree with you, except that's my food!

[intrntl_superassassin]

But if I don't eat I wont grow up!

[naturaldisasster]

Like hell you won't! You are a grown ass man, now let go of my pizza.

[intrntl_superassassin]

...You'd let me starve?

[naturaldisasster]

You're not gonna starve. [ On the other hand, he is awfully slender, and Oni has no idea what his circumstances are... She groans and pushes the plate towards him a little brusquely.] Ugh, fine.

But just so y'know, I fished that outta th'trash.

[intrntl_superassassin]

[Not one to ever turn away the food he has the pizza shoved back into his mouth before she finishes her second sentence and he's mid-chew]

...Is that true?

[naturaldisasster]

[ She just smiles very sweetly; maybe she did and maybe she didn't go dumpster-diving for her dinner. ]

Does it matter? Y'just said you were starving...