Oh, I should hope so. But I feel sometimes I should introduce myself once per face. Like a greeting card, without the glitter.
And, ah, yes, that rather depends on where here is.
[He turns in a slow circle, a look of honest interest and being slightly perplexed on his face. His hands are on his lapels, tapping gently against his chest.]
But it will sort out sooner or later, probably when people start either running or shooting. Maybe both. Now, to you.. [He turns back, giving her an appraising eye]
So where are we, then, hmm? N-Space? Archetryx? Prrresident of the High Council?
Apologies for the lateness, apparently notifications no longer happen for me!
[There's a new phrase. If they could, his ears would perk up.]
Hmm. Starfleet, Utopia Plantaria, and one Commander William Rrriker. Yes, definitely not the usual universe for me then. Ah, well.
[He starts off, sonic screwdriver emerging from a pocket and beginning an inspection along the walls.]
Still, time and tide melt the snowman, as they say. Have any strange power fluctuations recently? Odd readings from unexplained places within the ship?
Being a Time Lord is often like a game of verbal Marco Polo isn't it? We triangulate piece by piece until we get where we want to go. Frankly, my dear Romana, I could have asked you much the same question.
It would be, wouldn't it?
[He gets a mischievous look on his face]
That being said...perhaps I could offer you a lift back to your office? A...brief and minor detour between old friends? The Old Girl would be happy to see you, I'm sure...
[Bantering. Some things about the Doctor never change. She's grateful for it.]
You could have. But you were there when I regenerated into this form.
[Which narrows down the options quite a bit, in her opinion. She stops just shy of teasing him about the fact that it was his fault she chose this form. But she doesn't press that far. After all, it has served her quite well.]
I would not be opposed to such an offer.
[She looks around for the familiar blue box. She hadn't seen it when he introduced himself.]
Oh, she would, would she? Does that mean you've been skipping on basic maintenance again?
Excuse me sir, do you mind putting that piece of unauthorized equipment away? [Will says firmly and points at the sonic screwdriver. For all he knew that piece of equipment could be dangerous to the ship, or worse revealing key elements of the ship's design that shouldn't land in the wrong hands.] It's a security measure.
We have experienced that on numerous occasions in the past. But not recently. None of the ships internal senors has reported anything unusual.
[He says, remembering it very well, which is quite clear by the look on his face. However, at that second remark he puts on an air of being affronted.]
Why I would never.
[Except on the occasions when he has. Things get busy, after all.]
I frankly resent the implication - and she was...over here? Yes, I think so.
[Will gives the man a look as he picks out his tricorder to check the unknown instrument. He trusts the foreign man about as long as he could throw him.] It's some sort of scanner?
[The tricorder isn't picking up anything he could consider a threat, so he puts it away and returns the item back to the doctor. He'll make a mental note to report it to Worf.] Thank you for your cooperation, doctor.
You're saying that you're from a different universe?
[He works his way along a hallway, hand trailing. He points at the sonic]
Do you mind if I...? [Indicating whether or not he can continue] In any event, yes, I suppose you could call it adjacent but I prefer to think of it as 'in the neighborhood'. I do usually stick to my own strrreet, as it were, but it never hurts to help, does it?
[He pauses for a moment] I landed just outside that cantina of yours...Ten Forward, I think it was called? The bartender gave me quite a strange look, I must say.
[One of the many reasons he ran away from the post at full speed was that trade-off, one he could never have successfully made even if he tried. In many ways, he considers it a skill - one he will never possess in any regeneration. Romana, to his unending respect, does.]
You should have them build you a garden. Somewhere with many convenient ferns wherein one can hide from bodyguards, hangers-on, and even the paperwork.
[The last, of course, being the most difficult to escape of all. But, ah, behold - the TARDIS.]
Ah, here we are, then. [He offers her the key] Perhaps you might do the honors...?
Therein lies the problem, Doctor. If I have them build it, it still won't be a way for me to hide.
[But it's a warm reminder. She's pretty certain that the Doctor didn't stick around long enough to realise just how bad it could be for the president. She smiles at the TARDIS. She has missed this more than she dare to admit. The smile broadens when he presents her with the key.]
Oh, thank you.
[Hmmm, she was going for 'don't mind if I do.' Oops. She approaches the TARDIS and gives her a gentle stroke.]
Hello, you.
[Then she inserts the key and enters. And it's like coming home. She notices the console.]
Hmm, yes, though as President you could find yourself a trusted master gardener. I'm sure the council wouldn't mind if you created a new official position that would become an age-encrusted tradition...
[This version does have other notes beneath, after all, and one of them is finding oblique approaches. But it is his imagination or does the thrum of the TARDIS change just a little when Romana touches it? Hard to say. He walks in after her, hanging his hat and umbrella on the coat rack.]
Oh, indeed. I must admit, I'm considering changing the desktop theme. Something more...baroque, comfortable. What do you think?
As long as your scanner doesn't interfere with ship systems, go ahead doctor. [Will responds sternly. He hadn't found anything that could indicate a function of saving data externally, hence being able to be transmitted. However he wasn't familiar with the method of "scanning" to know if it might cause issues.]
We have some experience of parallel universes. I hope you being here isn't an indication of an quantum barrier destabilizing.
I'm surprised they didn't call for security to collect you.
[It would be interesting, for a time - but yes, he would inevitably chafe at it, given time.]
Yes, I suppose not. Never had much of a green thumb, anyway.
[He listens to her last remark, rubbing the back of his head.]
Hmph. I couldn't possibly comment. Suffice to say, there is much to do. Old business to be dealt with most carefully, and new business always cropping up.
[He is, at the very least, more specialized than his predecessor. There is some clown on the surface, to be true - a showman and adventurer. But there's subtler notes to this regeneration.]
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