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[brokensmile]

[Misfire text]


shave beard??? ya/not???

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[msadler]

send a photo now and I'll tell you.

[mia_j]

No beard makes you easier to nuzzle.

[brokensmile]

[He instantly becomes aware of his mistake sending to a wrong number. Instead of sending a personal image to a stranger, Jasper sends a G rated image for shits and giggles. Because, hey, bored.]

kinda think i do need 2. then im like nope.

[brokensmile]

liiieeeesss. my beard is an angry fuzz of angry with no time 2 b nuzzle-ley.

[mia_j]

Doesn't that prove my point? Shave the beard and you'll be more nuzzle-y. If you want to be nuzzle-y.

[brokensmile]

tbh kinda avoiding all nuzzlieness
...

wait...who this?

[mia_j]

Nuzzles are nice though.

You texted me. You don't know?

[brokensmile]

gold star 4 that thought.

yeah don't care tbh. im over stranger danger.

[mia_j]

Thanks. I worked hard on it.

Mia here. You are?

[brokensmile]

Jas.

[mia_j]

We really don't know each other? Lotsa people have my number.

[neverloseagain]

depends what it looks like! let me see.

[brokensmile]

y lotsa peeps have ur number?

[brokensmile]

yeah no. maybe i should've asked about pineapple on pizza

[mia_j]

I do a lot of work for a lot of different people. What do you do?

[brokensmile]

<font style="font-family: courier new;”>work? who got time 4 that. reminds me 2 put out my need sugar mom. dad sign. </font>

[mia_j]

You're looking for a sugar mom or dad?

[brokensmile]

i'm an equal opportunist moocher.

[mia_j]

I'm all for equal opportunity. You've done this before?

[brokensmile]

take my advice go 4 hobby instead

[mia_j]

This damn pandemic has cut into a lot of my hobbies. I'm bored. Not offering to be your sugar mama. Just bored.

[brokensmile]

u just woke my dog all the way over here with that whine

thanks don't need to do that & yeah i get it tho crap = bad

[mia_j]

I'll send over some cheese to make up for it.

So are you going to shave your beard or not? Don't leave me in suspense. I'm all invested now.

[brokensmile]

u all <3

kinda scared tbh. don't wanna find out the plague bingo card has...shave ur beard = bad m'kay

[mia_j]

I heard somewhere that beards make it harder for masks to keep germs out. So you're probably safer shaving it.

[brokensmile]

hell if i know
hermitsville is safest

[mia_j]

But no one can nuzzle you if have a beard.

[brokensmile]

eh imma in that no touchy phase
think i can get over it.
which is kinda shocking cause my personal space is like TOOOOOOUCCCH mee 99% time.

[revpirenewlin]

Shave, always. Cameras love it best.