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Okay? You know Halloween was more than a month ago right? So. Wrong time of year for talking animals.

It is now December. Didn't three wise owls visit the baby Jesus?

No they were wise men. Hey can you be green? Ima tell everyone you’re the Duolingo owl.

If that is your truth, I won't press the matter.

[!] Unfortunately, being green is not one of my skills.

I’m basically baby Jesus.

...can I dye you green?

You naughty fibber. You always were a fractious child.

...I think not.

I was divinely conceived right. So I am.

Please? I’ll get you some mice or whatever owls eat. Can I post it on Tiktok?

I know. But still. Your father probably sends his best; or would, if I had the foresight to tell him where I was going. Which, alas, was not the case.

...And I much prefer berries.

That’s gotta mean something. I mean mom was a virgin? Unless that means I’m the Antichrist because of Dad just being... Dad. And my mom being who she is. Can I start the apocalypse?

Ok I’ll get you some berries. But I need you to do something Tiktok worthy

[Really. He can't follow her babble, and is forced to give up.]

What is this tick tock?

Edited 2020-12-03 14:50 (UTC)

Can you even use a phone? Lemme show you mine. It’s just random my apocalypse challenge never took off.

I can tap a device. It's a little awkward, having only talons.

You just need a stylus. You know if you were a normal owl you wouldn’t even care

I am normal. I'm a normal anori.

[Tua scrunches himself into almost a ball of feathers. He's a long way from home. He's sad. And he's used to people being nicer to him.]

I know.

Can I post that? You looked really sad and now you’re a feathery ball of how everyone feels after this year.

It’s not going to last forever. And then you can go to a berry farm

I don't want a berry farm. I want my gods.

I know. Just give it some time. You know these things all happen for a reason.

I found your mother, and you, but I can't find the other anori.

You found my mom? Is she okay? Your Anori will show up.

Her memory is a little frayed, but she seems well. We're both staying in one of the Lady Mae's safehouses.

I know that but she’s not all there. And she was gone. I couldn’t find her. Anyway can’t you make a post or put an ad out or something so they can find you?

I don't know how, or if they'll see it. We.. could try.

Yeah. See. You got it!

What things?