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Sometimes being human seems so overrated.

I wouldn't disagree to that... Although, they're fun to watch sometimes.

You speak as if you aren't human.

[How beary curious!]

Do I? Why would I be complaining about being human if I wasn't one?

I see... Though, do you sometimes wish you were other than human?

[The black and white robotic bear chuckles. Was that out of good nature, or mischief? He'll let the man decide for himself.]

I like being what I am, do you?

Sure do. And I'm not complaining at all~!

I can complain without having anything in specific I'd rather be.

Right, Man?

I mean, what is the actual benefit?

Nothing I can't do already. Unless you like being boring for some reason . . .

I find it has its moments, though I could just be feeling nostalgic.

I sure don't. Where is the fun in that?

Maybe. The food was good at least . . .

Nowhere at all, but some people don't like excitement I guess. Admittedly there is such a thing as too much excitement, but I'm not there yet.

A little downtime can be good for the imagination. That reminds me....do you sleep?

Indeed. There is something very comforting about human food.

Not really. I can hibernate, but that's not the same.

Yeah . . . shame it's not much use to me anymore.

As overrated as being a cockroach is underrated. So I'm told.

...By the cockroaches.

Talkative, are they?

[Zack loftily regards the mortal, who may be rather stupid. He can't tell yet.]

You do know cockroaches can't speak? [A shrug] But they can still tell you a great deal.

For all I know you can speak to animals. Well, I suppose technically everyone can speak to animals, they just don't get a reply. But you know what I mean.

Yes. I know what you mean.

To return to the point, would you prefer to be a cockroach?

Not especially, they don't seem very bright. Kind of ugly, too. Being a snake might be cool, though? Or a big cat of some kind, maybe . . . *He thinks a moment.* What would you be?

I find them exceptionally beautiful. You're right though, very low intelligence.

[What would he be? Zack has never considered bing anything other than what he is. He balks.] I. Um. Top of the food chain, definitely. A Lion?

Lions are cool. Not sure if I'm top of the food chain, though.

They're the ones with the .. hair. Right?

[As the Earth is rushing speedily towards its own point of no return, Zacks powers here are growing. And he knows when he's not talking to a human being. What it is he's talking to though, he's not sure, and it seems impolite to mention it. Seeing as how the entity chooses to represent itself as human.] Aren't all humans at the top of the chain in this world?

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