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[but_its_cool]

Offended gasp

It is not ugly!

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[janee]

Well... I’m just saying.

Maybe a little?

[spoilers]

Oh, Sweetie, but it is.

[but_its_cool]

_{[He points. It's most intimidating]}

You. You just don't understand what cool looks like.

[but_its_cool]

_{[He leans in to whisper to the console]}

She doesn't mean it. She's just shocked because you're bigger on the inside.

[janee]

It’s not because of that! That part is adorable, and I love it. It’s the decor. It’s like a Doctor’s office and you’re both way cooler than that. You need a good tree in here, and maybe some organic colors or at least more purple.

[spoilers]

[ It's so not. But she does so delight in these exchanges. ]

I most certainly do. It's you who needs lessons.

[but_its_cool]

[ A Doctor's office? He gives himself a private little smirk for that. The TARDIS is the coolest Doctor's Office. More seriously:]

It's better not to have plants in the TARDIS. It gets...complicated.

[but_its_cool]

[ Ms. Song. He has an entire wing of the largest library in the universe dedicated to how intimidating, imposing, and scary he is. Or he did at some point - he's working on damage control with that.

Not the point. The point is he is plenty intimidating when he wants to be! ]

You're just too young to understand cool. Wait a few centuries and you'll see!

[janee]

Not just any plant. A tree! I prefer trees. Some of them are millennia old and they’re the best, I like to spend time in them. So would it keep turning into different life stages? That would be hard. What about fungi? What about Audrey II, or is that because someone had a plant in this weird Doctor’s office? Oh!! I get it, hah! [...she will keep going]

[spoilers]

[ There's a low chuckle as she reaches out to smooth a hand over his bowtie. Yes. So very intimidating. ]

I don't believe being too young is the problem, dear.