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[redcyclone]

Anyone have any bears to wrestle?

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[zwhacked]

I know where you can find a zombie bear in Southern Utah. If that tickles your fancy.

[redcyclone]

*A quiet gasp.*

A zombie bear. Truly?

I have never encountered such a creature. It could be a truly wonderful learning experience.

Many thanks!

[zwhacked]

No problem, buddy. [She might think he's slightly insane, but everyone she knows is a bit nutty thanks to the apocalypse.]

Is bear wrestling a thing for you? No judgment, just not something you hear every day.

[redcyclone]

Yes, very much. It is the best way to practice wrestling. A bear will be honest and not hold back the way a human opponent does.