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*leaps at him for a bear hug*

Ah mon chere. I think you missed me.
[And of course she gets an equally crushing hug]

Always.

[She pulls back just a little to look him over.]

How are you, where have you been, what have you been doing? [Typical rapid fire questioning from Mia -- though all cheerful -- before she hugs him again.]

[She gets all the hugs returned]
Oof. You know de life of a Superhero an how it goes... Space Adventures. Dimensional travel. Fairies. An you know me... Off after every shiny thing that catches my eye...
An you? Look at you. You get prettier while I was gone?

Fairies, that's a new one.

[She grins, pleased at the compliment] I won't argue with your superhero senses.

Oh. Fairies like me. I am tres populaire in fairyland. [And if you haven't seen his shit-eating grin in a while... there's no doubt he's proud of that] Not so much with Dragons though.

[He catches her chin and presses a kiss to the top of her head.] They never wrong bout dat.

[She just shakes her head with a fond smile.] Couldn't sweet talk the dragons, huh? What about... Carol? [Her tone is careful.]

[Her eyes close and she smiles as he kisses her head.] Never doubted you.

Non... th dragons also loved me. They still love their Gold more. An I love their gold. S'complicated.

[His eyes drift up to the sky and he rocks on his feet, swaying her slightly]

Hmm. What 'bout Carol?

My point stands. You couldn't sweet talk them out of something.

You're still together with her, right? Or were you just joking about the fairies? [Okay, now she realizes that was silly, of course he was joking about the fairies.]

Well... Guess there's always gotta be an exception to th rule somewhere non? [But he's more than happy to drop that one! There's finally SOMETHING Remy LeBeau can't charm? Never Speak Of It Again Please.]

I ain't really seen Carol in a while. She's prob'ly savin the planet somewhere.

[But WERE the fairies a joke, Mia? WERE THEY?]

How bout you? You got a lucky somebody these days?

[Oh no, this is never getting dropped!] I'm not sure the dragons loved you as much as you think.

...But you guys are still together, aren't you?

[She'll never hear the end of the fairies now!]

I... might have added somebody new to my harem. [Is Mia suddenly a bit shy? She definitely looks pleased. Happy? Nah, it's just the lighting...]

[He reaches around to his back pocket and fishes a gold coin and slips it into her pocket.] You weren't there. Even Dragon's swoon.

Haa. [He breaths out of a sigh. He knew this was coming but he honestly doesn't have an answer] Ain't that th question. I been away. She's away. [He gives a small shrug]

Do I get t'give em a Warning not t'hurt you? I like doin' that you know.

[She glances down at the coin.] You need to take me along next time. I've never seen dragons before.

I'm sure you're still together. If she hurts you I'll... [Mia sighs, knowing this would be near impossible to find a way] do my best to kick her ass.

You know you don't need to do that, y'know. [She's mildly amused] Besides, I think you know them. Or a version of them, anyway.

I don't plan on visiting Faery anytime soon but next time, you're th first one I invite t'come along.

[He smiles and it's his usual smile, nothing to give away any real feelings, but he gives her another squeeze] I won't blame her if she's moved on though. The life comes first, we both agreed on that day one.

...Please don't say Deadpool Mia. For th love of God an all the Holy Saints please don't say Deadpool.

Is it a planet or dimension or...?

There's a way to make them both work, though. If you really want. [She wants him to be happy, and doesn't like that it might end for him and Carol.]

[Mia snickers and nearly chokes at the same time] Oh Force, no. It's Clint. Although Deadpool has been showing up sometimes.

A dimension. At least as far as I know. I always get there from England funny enough.

[He shrugs but doesn't reply. What he can say? It involves conversation between two people, one who is not currently around. And then he just makes a FACE.]

...Clint? Barton, Clint? Th Worst Avenger?

...I stole his wallet once you know. I still got that Avengers ID somewhere....

There's a lotta strange shit in England.

[She won't press him anymore on Carol. She just hopes it works out.]

[Then she laughs at his face, and in protest.] Oh come on, he's not the worst Avenger.

Oui. Boy Wizards an Jaffa Cakes.. Tea. I never get bored visiting. The Queen ain't so bad either. I definitely met worse queens in my day.

Chere. Non. ...Non. He is by far th worst. Unless Deadpool is an Avenger which he might be I reckon I'm not sure bout that. But then that makes Clint the second worse only beaten by Deadpool.

This whole planet keeps getting more interesting. And to think I thought I was... no, I'm still the most interesting thing to have happened. [She winks. She's teasing. Maybe.]

[Okay, now her hands are on her hips.] You can't say that about him. What if I said you were the worst mutant? It's just not true.

Mia, you are absolutely correct. You by far th most interesting thing, an prettiest, to have happened. [he will absolutely play along with this. Because Remy. He will cross his arms though as soon as her hands are on her hips, and raise an eyebrow]

Well I can't be th worst mutant, chere. Deadpool exists. An Herman Glob. An a boy whose only power is he got a chicken head.

But... Mia! Nonnonnon. How long has dis been goin' on? If it's new we still got time! We c'n say it was Mind Control. I know Telepaths. Plenty good friends who'll vouch for it.

[Compliments and admitting she's right! That makes her happy. Those always go far.

But not far enough, apparently. She's shaking her head.]

Clint is great at what he does. Just as good as you. What do you have against him, anyway?

[What does Remy have against Clint? Besides a rivalry over who is who is the prettiest? Just the regular sort of Workplace Drama. Superhero stuff.]

T'start? He nearly blew my hand off once. Then he called me unwashed. I am not only washed, belle, I use th lavender smellin' soap from L'ocitaine. An then? I quote... "Theiving self-interested guy".

[omg please have an argument over who is the prettiest. Mia will get popcorn.]

I can vouch you smell good.

[She smirks at the last description]

But that's part of your charm. And part of why we get along.

That ain't th point Chere!
[He huffs]
He uses th unwashed line on th Winter Soldier. He didn't even try t'insult me originally.

So you'd rather he insulted you with something original instead? I'm sure I can pass the message along. Only original insults for Remy.

[She started out with a deadpan look but she's clearly teasing him.]

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I sent this thread to Clint's player. I really hope they show up XD

LMAO Amazing

:D