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[outworldcowboy]

Looking for trouble? I'm your huckleberry.

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[cat_has_claws]

I'm never looking for trouble. Seems to find me anyway, though.

[outworldcowboy]

Well, that's unfortunate. Though I've noticed a trend of beautiful women bein' in a heap o'trouble.

[cat_has_claws]

[She clicks her tongue -- tsk, tsk! -- and smiles wryly.] Save the flattery.

I wouldn't call it a heap of trouble... maybe a little pile.

[outworldcowboy]

It ain't flattery if its true.

You need any...assistance taking that pile out with the trash. My rates are negotiable, but I promise you'll get what you pay for.

[cat_has_claws]

[Catherine laughs out loud.] I promise you, a former whore ain't gonna have enough to cover even your lowest rates for "trash removal".

It's a nice thought, but a thought is all it'll stay, stranger.

[outworldcowboy]

Well, Missy, I suppose that depends on the problem.

[cat_has_claws]

Lemme put it this way for ya -- thank you, but no thank you.

You'd have more luck offerin' your services to a mafioso, or one of the costumed criminals that's always lookin' for henchmen.

[outworldcowboy]

Loud and clear, darlin' but the offer stands if you change your mind.

[not_a_wonder]

What sort of trouble are we talking about?

[outworldcowboy]

As a gun for hire, I specialize in cleaning up the troubles of my clients and making it for their enemies.

[He tipped his hat.]

But as far as far as ladies go, I'm up for almost any sort.

[not_a_wonder]

Mm. Well, the enemies I have are pretty powerful.

One is a telepath who specializes in mind control and psychic torture. The second is an ancient witch whose magic is especially potent against men. And the third is a normal human scientist... who went and got herself elected as the president of a sovereign nation while I was recovering from the experiments she put me through.

[Nessie smiles.] So as much as I'd like to see all of them six feet underground, I really doubt that's in the cards any time soon.

[[OOC: Please feel free to convince her otherwise, if you want to. :D I just don't know if your dude would even want to go after Nessie's enemies, haha.]]