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[daddygrump]

Somebody is trying to kill me.

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[telekinesis_kills]

Yeah, that happens a lot.

[daddygrump]

How can you say that so casually? My life is at risk here.

[telekinesis_kills]

Do you have any idea who is trying to kill you?

[If it's an unlawful element trying to kill him, then Danny might be of some help. If it's law enforcement or the government... maybe Danny isn't here to put him at ease.]

[[OOC: Let's try to get these comments nesting properly... haha]]

[daddygrump]

No, I don't know who is trying to kill me. Why would I know that?

[OOC: I think that's a lost cause, something is fricked with the community.]

[telekinesis_kills]

[[OOC: Ah well, I shall keep checking my Reading Page for this entry, then. XD]]

General observational skills? [Danny rubs his chin thoughtfully.] Though I suppose that does depend on the method of assassination being used. A poisoning can be difficult to catch ahead of time... and then there's snipers, of course. Hard to see those, they're about a mile away from the target if they're really good.

[He shakes his head and refocuses on the conversation.] I suppose I should start from the beginning -- why do you think someone is trying to kill you? Did you do something to warrant assassination?

You can call me Agent Chase, by the way.

Idk if tracking the entry would help

[daddygrump]

...I received a death threat. I haven't seen the guy making the threat.

But there was these two Asian looking women that came to my house. They tried to kill my non-boyfriend with knives and poison. One was short and older. The other acted like a teenager. They both had black hair.

I'll try that. Thanks for the suggestion :)

[telekinesis_kills]

Hm. Do you know anyone who is rich enough to hire assassins? Because those women sound like assassins, and I'd know.

[daddygrump]

No... not really. They said something about Werther's Original tho. I know some people whom claimed to be inheritors to a fortune but they got robbed of the money too.

[telekinesis_kills]

Werther's Original is based in Berlin, Germany. [Danny raises an eyebrow.] Piss off any Germans, lately?

[He waves a hand as if to brush away the question.] Never mind, getting side-tracked. I assume, from the fact that you're not used to being threatened with death, that you probably don't know much about defending yourself? I could give you some pointers, if you like.

[daddygrump]

No... but I'd write a script about a man being wrongfully convicted for drug dealing. But that had to do with air refreshers, not candy. I'd also like to add that the people whom told me that aren't exactly trustworthy.

I'm gay. We can't fight.

[telekinesis_kills]

Where the fuck is that a rule? I'm gay, and half my job is fighting people.

[daddygrump]

So... you're a top?

[telekinesis_kills]

Yes... but what does that have to do with anything? My crime boss boyfriend is a switch and he can wipe the floor with me in a spar.

[daddygrump]

Yes, but I'm a bottom. We hide in the corner when bad things go down. That's the point I'm making.

[telekinesis_kills]

.... [Danny just looks at him for a long moment, then glances around their surroundings as if checking for hidden cameras.]

Did Ron put you up to this? He's a prankster, but this is one of his weirder jokes.

[daddygrump]

No? I don't know who that guy is.

[telekinesis_kills]

...okay then.

If you really feel that your personality has to be constrained by your bedroom preferences, then I suppose there's always the option of carrying pepper spray. There's not much that an attacker can do to prepare for a faceful of capsaicin.

[Danny is more confused than deliberately trying to be insulting -- but of course, Scott can take offense. Danny can be very blunt at times.]

[daddygrump]

I'm just saying... that in my experience you can just tell from how someone responds to certain circumstances. Not that it applies to everyone or that is had to apply to everyone. There just sem to be some correlation.

Right... pepper spray. Also, dogs. The meaner looking the better.

[telekinesis_kills]

I'd suggest a Boston Terrier. They're smaller dogs, yes, but they are very protective of their people. And they have really good hearing, so they'd be able to tell if someone was sneaking around outside and alert you in time to escape. Since you don't like fighting.

[Danny smiles.] Everyone thinks the bully breeds are so scary, but it's the terriers that won't give up when they get it in their head to protect.

[daddygrump]

I'll keep that in mind if I decide to get another dog.