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Hey. Wanna see a magic trick?

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Sure!

~~I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.~~ *Shows hands* Watch closely.

I am.

*watches him intently*

OOC: *snortlaugh* Props for the quote

*Waves them around in front of her, making wide, elaborate gestures*

Keep looking.

*grins*

'Kay.

*Her purse is now in his hands* Thanks, luv.

*snorts* If you'd wanted the lipstick and blusher, all you had to was ask, magic man.

~~it's not where I keep the money after all~~

*Hands it back* Well, my gran always said it flattered my face.

*raised eyebrow*

I think you look just fine without it, magic man.

*smiles* good trick though

Tell that t'my gran.

Thanks. Usually works better when there's money in it. That's where th'magic is.

*shrugs*

Sorry then, grew up overseas. Purses are too easy to snatch, I've found. Easiest way to protect your money is to keep it near skin.

*grins* Got any more tricks, magic man?

And not in th'arse pocket. Can't feel shit if you're gettin' your wallet stolen.

This is true.

*grins*

Back pockets are easy pickings for pickpockets.

That's my line.

[ooc: Couldn't resist :P]

Jealous?

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