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Think I've found the perfect house.

We're building more onto it. Gotta get a place for Juno.

It's got 9 bedrooms, how much space does she need?

Have you seen how big she is?

So when I get that big I'm going to take up the whole house?

You bet. We're keeping you in the garden.

I think you'll be int he garden at this rate!

But you love me!

*teasing* I've been told I'm a great liar.

Me too, have you lost weight by the way?

*gasp*

Johnny! *smacks his arm* You're so sleeping on the sofa tonight!

Aw come on I was joking.

No sugar for you!

Come on you can't go that long without me.

I can when I have these.

*wiggles her fingers at him*

You wouldn't!

Wouldn't I?

No because you're not that mean.

*grins*