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Time for wishy washy men.

*chuckles* That's not what I meant.

Sure sure.

Sure. I'm just tired of woman who have less brains than a smartie has chocolate.

Hey smarties don't have- Oh I see what you did there. *grins*

Did you like it? *smiles*

Definitely. Congrats to being my new hero of the hour.

*grins*

I'm Iggy.

Hey Iggy. I'm Cal.

So girl troubles?

Girl troubles? Not exactly, mostly having air heads throw themselves at my feet.

Wow that must suck. Why can't regular women throw themselves at your feet?

*laughs*

Funny, but they don't usually get themselves into situations where I have to help them out.

Oh I see how it works.

Alright so, as invested as I am in this conversation, I have to admit that this entire time I've been wondering what your actual sexuality is. Since you never gave a straight (haha) answer one way or the other. So... spill?

Aw, but that takes the fun out of things.

Fun? You think women like that are fun?

No, but it's fun being that way to annoy men.

You're shitting me right?

Hey man, I don't know you. Why would I shit you?

Because there are people out there who would.

True, and I'm probably one of them. Hard to tell.

Maybe I'll find out sometime?

Anything's possible.

So they say!

You don't believe that?

Sometimes people spend their lives lying.

Lies are a waste of time if you ask me.

That is good to know.

I'm Evie, by the way.

Iggy.

Nice to meet you.

You, too Iggy.

So, what d'you do?

I always wondered, can you ever just be 'wishy' or 'washy'?

I think you need to be both.

Stop lookin' for dates at the laundromat?

*laughs more*

I think it was actually at a panto.

At a what now?

A panto. You've not heard of Dame Wishy-washy?

Sugar, the only Dame I've ever heard of is Edna and that's because I have satellite cable t.v. out here on the ranch.

You've never been to a Panto, it's a childrens Christmas show at a theatre.

Our church has a Christmas program every year, kids sing carols and stuff like that...nothin' fancy.

Oh, then I guess you wont know.

I guess I won't.

Sorry if I confused you.

It ain't that hard to do, darlin'. At least not when you are talkin' about that sort of nonsense.

Here here! *raises fake glass*