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Apparently, I'm a bad influence. Imagine...

At least you don't sparkle.

Pssst...

he wears body glitter sometimes.

Shhh.

..............

I TAKE BACK MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT.

PERCY CRANKACINI VON BITEYFACE, WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

Shut up.

SPARKLING? Really?!

No.

You're not dazzling anyone, are you?

Oh god are you going to impregnate someone with a half-vampire DEATH BABY CRAVES BLOOD

*throws a shoe at him.*

*giggles helplessly and ducks*

You are annoying tonight.

I haven't slept in three days and I had six pixi stix. *:D*

Heh. Do you want to play a game?

Does it involve chasing balls or fake money? If so, no.

*whacks him hard upside the head.*

Don' be a little bitch. *Hey, what are older 'brothers' for?*

Porca puttana! You need a sense of humor.

...I have a good sense of humor.

Do you wan'to see it?

Please. You know I would love to.

*beams* Then wait here a moment. I have to go get something.

*waits patiently*

I don't think you're bad. *pets*

Thank you Em. *smiles at her softly.*

They're just being silly.

I don't think we should give them crowns.

Do you think they will lose them?

I don't think they deserve crowns because they aren't very nice to you.

They are children. Maybe they were just playing?

It wasn't a very nice game.

We will just have to play a game on them in return.

*grins* What kind of game?

Oh, a very fun game. But first I need you to go find something for me. Can you do that?

*nods* What do you want me to find?

*beams* I need some babies, darling. Little babies that look like dolls.

Oooh. Dead ones?

Oh no, no. We need them to be alive.

Okay. How many do we need?

Two.

*claps* I can get those, easy peasy. *kisses Percy on the cheek and skips off to collect infants*

My favorite kind.