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Gotta work on my advanced cycling.

Indeed you do, Constable Butterman. Remember, it's all about very, very good skidding. And by the way, that was quite a spill you took on the sharp left at the cycling track. How's the knee?

Oh I dunno, Nick. I think my skidding was fine, it was all the tumbling and landing on the ground I did after that. How many times did I fall down? Had to be like five or six atleast.

My knee hurts, but it kinda looked worse then it actually is. Mean, its the first on duty injury we've had in a while 's true, but it ain't like getting shot or stabbed izit?

Good thing for me you took that first aid class and carry that kit around with you all the time. I heard that wounds get infected rather easily. Although, maybe if it did get infected real bad and they had to cut my leg off I could get it replaced. You know like the silverhawks or robocop. I'd be partly metal and partly real. That'd be off the fucking chain wouldn't it?

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