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It is the Chinese, it is best not to ask.

I already asked by looking at the bloody article! It's scary!

I think it is very cute, the cat that is.

How do you know it won't fly away from China and start attacking? Maybe it's bred to be a killer!

You are truly worried about a flying Neko? It would attack you with cuddles.

Yes I am! Oh the cat would be deceptively cute and cuddly at first and then before you know it you're it's servant and chained to a litterbox.

*Laughs suddenly.* Oh that is truly the worst fate to befall a human! You would be stuck cleaning up hair balls and rubbing their tummies.

I don't fancy the idea of cleaning up hairballs. And cuddle or no, I don't want to be attacked! And chains don't sound much better either.

It's an all around bad idea.

It does not sound so bad, or are you perhaps more of a dog person then a cat?

Blame it on the Chinese.

I like dogs, and I don't hate cats, it's just... cats with wings! They can't stop scaring me!

Doesn't that sound a bit xenophobic? I don't want people telling the white guy that he's racist.

Better then flying monkeys, they can grab you with their little monkey fingers.

It could very well, I do not like the Chinese. You could always blame it on the communist, that does not make you a xenophobe.

That's frightening.

They remind me a bit of the flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz. Those things gave me nightmares.

Kind of demonic.

The monkeys or the cats?

Both of 'em.

Awww.

Angel kitty.

It's not angelic, mate. It only wants you to think it's cute. A bit like Winnie the Pooh really.

Noooo, is juat a little kitty cat.

Wait, what's wrong with Winnie the Pooh?

Don't underestimate them! That's where they get you!

Winnie the Pooh is a bear and Tigger is a tiger and Kanga is a kangaroo. They could all respectively kill you in one movement! That's not a fun children's story.

I read a book about that once when I was a kid.

It must have been a prophecy book or something because those things are real!

As long as they're not anywhere on this island I'm okay.

They're supposed to be in China. Last I checked, China isn't an island.

Yeah and Polar bears aren't supposed to be here either, but they are.

Dr. Arzt said that the closest land mass to us is Antarctica. Maybe they came from there?

You should just hope they aren't like migratory cats or something.

They have to be! They have wings! And birds fly south! We're in the southern part of the world!

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Jesus Christ, I hope I never grow wings. Wouldn't put it past Manticore, either.

You shouldn't grow wings. I mean, you're not a cat, right?

No, but I've got feline DNA.

Aww, scary cuties! I WANT ONE!

Um... move to China?

The article and the picture are incongruous. The article says that tom cats are sprouting the growths, but the cat in the picture is a calico. It's biologically impossible for those to be male.

I know nothing about cats, mate. Just that I've seen several articles like this today about cats with wings.

Anooooo...

*confused* Ah no? It's ah yes, mate. It's a cat. With wings. There's news articles to prove it!

Oh, I am sorry. Ano in Japanese is like "Ummm" in English. *He bows, then holds out his hand.* I am Hiro Nakamura. And I have to wonder how a cat gets wings.

Oh, that explains it. I dunno much Japanese. Ok, well, any Japanese for that matter. *tries his best to bow back in reply, looks a little stiff and awkward, and feels much more at ease when he sees the hand, taking it in his and shaking* I'm Charlie, Charlie Pace. I think they said it got that way by bad grooming or something. I don't know, I didn't read the article very well. I just saw the pictures and tried to keep my head from exploding.

Poor cat. He must not be very happy with people poking him to see his wings. He did not look happy in the picture.

If I were the cat, I'd just fly away from the poking people. It has the wings, why not use them, right?

It may be like an ostrich. It cannot fly because it is too heavy.