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What is the perfect wedding gift?

Not letting the Groom get arrested at his Bachelor Party.

I'll have to keep that in mind.

*laughs*

Coming to it...?

Norrin that's lame.

What?

That's a boring gift.

It's better than not coming.

Hookers.

I think I'd get kicked out.

Okay... really nice hookers. *grins*

Hmmm if I put them in French Maid outfits maybe that'll work.

See? There you go. You gotta think outside the box.

So whose wedding? Norrin's?

*Mean Girls quote*

No, we just have to regroup. Think outside her box...

*blinks then hugs him*

*laughs and hugs back*

What have I told you about invading my bubble?

Do it repeatedly and with purpose...?

I have no words for that.

Ha! I win!

A paid tour over

(http://www.dole-plantation.com/) . That´s the perfect gift. :D

Is it bad I want to go there?

I'm thinking a trip. A second honeymoon.

I could ship them off to Turkey..

Who's this for?

My friend Racheal?

Never met her. Okay, go with something a little more practical. Go toaster.

Nothing says congratulations like toast!

No idea. An I gotta come up wit' somethin' fer Brian an Norrin...

I was wondering how long it would take before them two got hitched. I was thinking about getting them a musical cake slice.