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Blinking problems? No more plastic surgery .

Please to be sending that message to Nicole Kidman? The upper half of her face hasn't moved in a decade.

I'll get right on that, Chloe.

Thank you. I fear for her. Any more Botox and she's going to wind up in Madame Tussaud's.

You see, that's why it should only be done in office or by actual doctors. They let just about anyone give that stuff out.

There's a club here in Metropolis where they have someone doing it in the ladies' room.