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[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

I really need a bigger... kitchen.

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[closetevil.livejournal.com]

...Why?

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Because I... need more room for... important... things.

[closetevil.livejournal.com]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight. More space, more evil?

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[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Hey, come on, not so loud.

But.. yeah. Pretty much.

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[closetevil.livejournal.com]

I have no tact.

And, oh really? Do share.

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[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Well, my lab has moved itself halfway into my kitchen... at this point.

It's getting crowded. I'm pretty sure Wonderflonium shouldn't be so close to scrambled eggs. There has to be... some kind of, I dunno, rule against that.

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[closetevil.livejournal.com]

Unless you want those eggs to be sprouting like, hundred eyed mutant chicks that are super pissed at you about to eat them?...I'd move that.

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[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Probably a good idea.

So, haven't talked to you too much... lately. How are things with Captain... Twinkletoes?

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[closetevil.livejournal.com]

I want to beat him to a bloody pulp with a large stick.

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[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Ouch. Sounds pretty brutal. He must really be a jerk.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

A bigger kitchen, dude? Is that.. code for something?

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

No? Since when is kitchen code for anything?

*Totally needs a bigger kitchen because his lab is halfway in it.*

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* There've been weirder codes for weirder.. things. I work on a classified base. "Horseradish" could be a cue for.. "shoot that guy". *John wishes*

*We know~*

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Oh.. okay? Well, in L.A. pretty much nothing is.. classified. You do something? Everyone knows about it. Codes would pretty much be.. useless here.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

LA? Yeah, I'd say that'd be pretty useless. Unless you wanted to shoot someone, you could say 'horseradish!'... Um. Yeah, it's a totally sweet idea. Admit you want to say horseradish and then--*cuts himself off, which is a mighty good thing*

Okay, so maybe that's my dream.

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. I'm not really into the whole..shooting.. people.. thing.

Your dream is to say horseradish and then shoot someone?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

No? It can be therapeutic. Or so I hear.

...OK, bad wording. So you looking into retrofitters or..?

[priestcodex.livejournal.com]

Or you could just - get a microwave, and a freezer. Unless you don't live off of Hot Pockets and grilled cheese. Cooking is overrated I think, anyway.

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

I don't. But maybe I'll you know, consider it. I can't really do any renovating right exactly now.

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

You should! Do your current living arrangements allow you to expand?

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Not.. really...

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

Are you able to move any kitchen functions into another room? Such as clearing off a table for counter space?

Are you able to make more efficient use of the space that you currently have?

[bonesquint.livejournal.com]

Why do you need a bigger kitchen?

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Because my evil lab is invading half of it...

Because it's... getting crowded... kind of.

[bonesquint.livejournal.com]

I should be more surprised than I am.

Can you renovate it?

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Uhm.. not really? I mean.. I guess I could knock out a wall or.. something.

[bonesquint.livejournal.com]

That would be a logical solution.

[fanoflaundry.livejournal.com]

Are you thinking of moving? Or just remodeling? Or just talking maybe...

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Oh. Hey.. Penny.

Just, you know, talking.. mostly.

[fanoflaundry.livejournal.com]

Oh. Good. I mean... It would be a shame if you had to find a new laundromat.

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Right. I mean, I'd stay just for that reason alone. *awkward laugh*

So anyway... how are... things?

[fanoflaundry.livejournal.com]

You would not. *Laughs*

They're still things, you know... You?

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

*still laughing because he totally would.*

Right.. You're doing okay though? Nothing big I should know about? Or something?

[fanoflaundry.livejournal.com]

*Laughs until it's awkward again.*

Hm,*She thinks about it, shaking her head.*

Nope, things are pretty much the same as ever. I mean they haven't gotten worse anyway.

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

*It's not hard to do around Billy*

Oh. Well, that's good, at least... *pauses for a good long while before opening his mouth to speak again.*

Listen Penny, I was wondering if- *cell phone ringer starts going off.* Oh.. uh... one second. *Flips it open, and it's totally a call from Bad Horse's minions. He moves away from her a little bit so that she can't hear anything from the other line. Apparently he's not being active enough and Bad Horse wants to see more from him... Being evil kept him so busy. Finally he flips the cell phone closed.*

Sorry about that... *puts the phone in his pocket.*

[fanoflaundry.livejournal.com]

*She smiles as she gets ready to listen.*

Okay.

*Penny waits, her concentration slipping and by the time he's finished, she's realized that she needs to head off to the shelter.*

No problem. Anyway, I've got to be going.

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Oh, okay! Well, have fun... with the ..homeless.. people. *God he was so lame.*

[fanoflaundry.livejournal.com]

*Laughs a little again.* Thanks.

*Turns back on her way out,* Were you going to say something before?

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Huh? Uhm.. no. I'm good. * Just ask her! *

Make sure they all get lot's of ...soup. *He should shoot himself right now.*

[fanoflaundry.livejournal.com]

O...kay. I will do that.

[thatstheplan.livejournal.com]

Good. *Starts backing away.*

Okay. Bye. *Turns and walks off cursing himself.*