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Can't stand the taste of menthols.

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ACK! *hands over a pack of Marlboros* Have them.

-looks at her, and at the package of cigarettes- Do I look like that much of a charity case?

No. But menthols? Come on.

I smoke 'em when I feel a cold coming on. Doesn't make 'em suck any less.

I still wouldn't smoke them. Stupidest idea ever.

Most cold remedies aren't exactly rocket science, doll.

So don't smoke 'em!

Cold prevention therapy. Some people drink 7 Up, I smoke niggerettes.

It has to be menthols in specific?

Yeah. And specifically, Kools. I make it super classy.

Let's get a camera and make loads on an ad campaign.

"Smoke Kools and you, too, can be a toothless fuck up!"

It can't fail.

I always figured they'd taste like Vick's vapor rub.

I use 'em for about the same purpose.

What, to unclog the stuffy nose?

Yup. In the mouth, out the nose, voila. Dayquil be damned.

I guess that'd work.

Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

I believe you!

That makes one of us.

Then give them to meeeeeeee.

You would smoke menthols.

Though you strike me as a Marlboro type.

Camels.

Menthols are THE BEST THING EVAR when you're rolling. And I do love me some x.

Wish I had the money for that. I've gotten used to my own kind of rolling, though.

The closest I've ever got to doing x was fucking some candy ravers in '96. One of them was dressed up like a strawberry. Fittingly, she also happened to be on the rag.

Well, put on a pair of hot pants and shake your ass on a stage for six hours and you too can experience drug-related luxury.

But, and this is the important part is, did it taste like strawberry syrup?

It's not luxury 'till you're smoking from the wide box.

If I closed my eyes? A little.

That shit is nasty.

What, wide box cigarettes or eating bitches out on their period? Both are pretty deluxe.

You get to pretend you're a vampire.

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