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I wouldn't be so quick to apologize, Larry -- he was very charming for his age.

This coming from you? Dear god what did he say?

Oh, nothing. Just your typical thirteen year-old boy.

Ouch, Bela, are you calling my boy typical? Normal?

Normal coming from me isn't necessarily a bad thing, Larry.

I have no clue what you see as normal, dear.

Very true.

Which is why I'm making the point to tell you that it's not necessarily a bad thing.

Right. As long as you don't insult my kid.

It's certainly not an insult. I found him very charming.

A lot like his father.

Aww, shucks.

Don't worry about it, Larry. He's cute.

Sure he is. Until he starts to speak.

He wasn't rude?

He was a thirteen-year old boy. But he wasn't rude to me, honest.

Good to know.

~~your child is a little bastard~~

Haha, boys will be boys...

Edited 2008-08-31 01:26 (UTC)

Yes, they will. I'm sorry he said you look like a douche. I have no idea where he gets that language.

I couldn't possibly imagine.

At least this is the best argument for you to continue shaving...

Very true. Then again, if he ever called me a douche I'd push him.

See, you can get away with that. The least I can do is throw on the suit, fly him up to Lady Liberty, and hang hin by the collar on the torch.

But, you know, public image and all.

Hey. That's my kid you're talking about.

You're right. And I apologize.

...but the offer still stands.

I am offended.

...I'll let you know.

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