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Being stuck in the hospital sucks

Sing it sister.

What are you in for?

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Wait. Sorry, that's my answer for prison. It's so easy to get the two confused. I think the hospital's the one with Jello.

I'm getting tests done. How about you?

*laughs* Ex. I took too many and my body temperature shot up. My dad wants to keep me in the hospital until the "moods and the blues" are over with.

Somedays having a doctor for a father sucks.

Good Tests or Bad Tests?

Was the high worth it? My ex-perience is pretty lacking.

Oh good! I mean that you're dad's a doctor and not just pissed enough to put you in the hospital. Have you gotten the 'I'm so disappointed in you' yet? My dad was a fan of that.

The kind of tests where the doctors poke around like you've got a toy surprise somewhere.

I think so. It was definitely something I needed to experience.

I think if my dad tried to put me in the hospital over one bad trip, I'd get to be all like "OMG, Kettle, leave pot the hell alone". I was admitted through the ER so that they could work on getting the temperature down. Apparently, had it climbed anymore I would have seized.

He hasn't actually. Just told me I was an idiot.

Fun.

A friend of mine says the same thing.

*laughs* Good point. But I never underestimate a parent's ability to pull out the old 'We're not talking about me, we're talking about you' card. My dad's stance on pre-marital sex was pretty surprising for a guy who hit his heyday in the 60's and lived on a commune.

Oh, that's much better. I can deal with anything but the disappointed.

Yeah, I've never felt more like a box of Cracker Jacks.

Sounds like a fun friend to have.

Ahhh. The do as I say, not as I do parent?

Me too. I hate feeling like I disappointed him.

*laughs*

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