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*laughs* Unfortunately I think he took his threat of leaving again and actually did it.

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True. I should go after him. But I didn't even go after my own husband *shrugs*

Finally going to go after Em?

Jacob! *actually looks remotely happy to see him and just..HUGS HIM!*

No I'm not going after Emmett

Bl... Rosalie! *grins and then oofs, going wide eyed*

Oh shit, I'm dying aren't I? You're trying to get close enough to go for the jugular?

*rolls her eyes a bit and goes to step back* Well, if you don't want me to be friendly I won't.

I won't bite you Jacob. God only knows the mere thought makes you shudder.

*makes a face and ruffles her hair*

Did I go ewewquidditgetoffme? No. Course, now you smell like wet dog.

Yep, shudder. That's it.

*shrieks and grabs his hair pulling it* Watch it puppy!

No, you actually didn't. That's..odd.

HEY! I can't call you Blondie, or Barbie, or.. Hmmm, new nickname time then if you're calling me that.

... First you're upset I didn't act overjoyed, nor you're upset I didn't toss you off me?

*smirks* Puppy is a term of endearment. I didn't call you Mutt now did I?

You're like hot and cold Jacob. I can never tell how exactly you're going to react to things I do

Puppy makes me sound small and harmless. Not even close to reality, thank you. *sticks out his tongue*

Yeah well that makes two of us. Join the club. But let's be technical. You run cold. I'm hot.

Careful Jacob. I might actually bite it.

You're confusing. *shakes her head a bit.*

Where have you been anyway. ~~you leave like that again and I will have your heart for breakfast..or something drastic. Don't you dare scare me like that.~~

Then you'd taste wet dog too. Can vampires throw up?

Wait, what did I say that was confusing? *looks as confused as he feels*

Needed time to think. I wasn't too far. Spent a couple of nights at my Dad's, went to Seattle for a few nights. Went up through Canada for a bit. Just needed time to think and stuff. ~~HEY! Unlike most around here I don't have hundreds of years to adapt to change and everything is getting pretty damn weird. I needed to think. Not like I won't come back.~~

I don't know should I find out?

You just are. I said it therefore it is. Deal with it.

You could have left word. Some of us might actually worry about you. ~~Of course everything is getting weird. Do you really think this isn't weird for me? I didn't have a doubt that you would come back, you always do. It's just a question of when.~~

... If I didn't know better, Miss Rosalie, I'd think you were trying to kiss me.

The world according to Barbie. Gotcha.

What's going to hurt me? Unless I run into a pack of baby bloodsuckers, not like I have much to worry about. ~~I don't know. Is it? You seem to be handling it just fine. Hell, I can't even talk to Bella about it because she freaks out and then Edward hits on me and... weird!~~

Maybe I am Mr. Jacob.

*smacks him* Don't call me BARBIE!

Exactly my point. You COULD get hurt. Why am I bothering *sighs* ~~You call this handling it well? Bella telling me I can't feel what I want to feel? What I do? Her being little miss prissy who thinks she can have her cake and eat it too? Wait, Edward hit on you?~~

Oh. Well, uhmm, yeah, huh, really, I... Shit. *winces* And we readh the part of our program where I turn into an idiot. Damn.

OW! Hey! I'm in enough pain here with the stuttering like a fool thing. Don't make me ruffle your hair again.

Because you care. Live with it. I hate myself for saying this but since when do YOU listen to Bella? Hmmm? She thinks she can because I let her. I don't know how it works for everyone else but I can't just turn off how I feel. Don't you think I want to?!?! God, I want to. The have a nice ass thing. He agreed. It was creepy. Also, you're all insane, my abs are better.

Do I honestly make you that tongue tied Jacob Black?

If you ruffle my hair again I swear to GOD I will take drastic measures.

Yes I do care. I don't listen to Bella. Do you see me not flirting like a fool with you? If I listened to her I wouldn't having this conversation. Yes, yes I know. You can't turn off your feeling. Yada yada. Really Jacob. Just learn to go with things. But you do have nice assets. Everywhere. Not just your ass thank you very much. Edward agreed. I find that amusing. I'm sorry. I have a hard time looking at your abs without looking lower. The end.

It's... It's not just you. Okay? Well, you do but... You're just going to get mad.

Ooooh, like what?

I know. Not exactly not mutual.It's like standing in a room with a powder keg and lighting it. Leah. Bella. Em. My Dad. Charlie. All of them. It's just asking to watch everything go sky high. And back to tongue tied, okay thanks, uhhuh.

Might as well say it. I've put up with rejection once before. Why not again hmm?

Shut it or I will kiss you and see how well you like it then!

aww you care. How sweet. Emmett's gone and he's not coming back, of course I haven't told anyone that yet. Of course it is. It always is. It's like asking who will kill you first or kill me. You're welcome. And it's the truth.

I know the height thing puts people off but I'm not twenty, I'm not... I feel in love young and she's been the only one for me and she's.. she's been the only one I've even kissed so, yeah, okay, it's not rejection it's my stumbling to a dead halt because I haven't, not much and damn it I'm rambling.

Not a word.

Sweet. Sure. Yep, puppy.You keep thinking rejection and I'm just trying to think like what I am. I'm not just Jacob, or even a wolf. I'm an Alpha and I can't put me and my desires first. You can hate me for that, I'm okay with that.

*tries not to snicker and fails* Oh Jacob. Poor you. *she shrugged* And if you keep holding onto her she'll be the only one you ever DO kiss.

Good boy.

See. I told you Puppy fit you. Wait. Desires? *perks a brow*

*rolls his eyes* Thanks. That helps. Heaps. Mmmhmmm. *shrugs and looks down* Like I've said, I can't just shut it off. Not like I'm not trying.

*glares*

It does not! I was being sarcastic. ~~I'm in love with someone not dead!~~

And neither can I. We're both going to have to work around this. End of story. Not much one can do besides that.

How cute *reaches up and ruffles HIS hair*

Of course you were. ~~*just shakes head*~~

Working around this means I'm going to take off from time to time. I can't think here. Not with the scents and the sounds and you and Bella and... I have to have time without Seth and Leah in my head and everyone else around.

*snaps at her hand*

I was! ~~You're beautiful and comment on my body. I'm a teen guy and you keep talking about kissing me. You do the math.~~

*folds her arms across her chest* Yes, well, just give warning the next time you idiot. Sometimes you make people worry. Just take it at that.

*smirks a bit and does it again*

I think not. ~~I know I'm gorgeous. That's besides the point. And I'm no more then a teenage girl if you think about it Jacob. In actuality. What? I do want to, but I won't. At least I have some respect for you.~~

Fine. I'll let you know.

*grabs her hand and pulls her close, licking her cheek like a, well, dog* Haha, puppy germs.

I think so!~~A teenage girl that has seen how many years? I'm not saying you're not but... you keep seeing my confusion as an insult and it just makes me more confused. Thank you for that. Even if I licked you.~~

Thank you.

*wrinkles her nose up a bit and wipes her cheek.* That's it. *mutters and stands on her tiptoes and licks his cheek* There. dead germs Enjoy them. I hear they stay in your pores for months.

I could if it was in strike outs. That doesn't effect anything *smirks*

At least I'll leave a note. Hidden. *smirks*

EEEW! Oh god. *flails about trying not to laugh* Does this mean my cheeks going to sparkle now?!?!?

*grins* Because that won't make me less confused. Besides, then Bella can't accidentally find out because it effects nothing.

I'd find it. Just got to think like you. That actually scares me.

*laughs and tries to stop laughing.* Yes Jacob. Your cheek is going to sparkle of Rosalie germs! Bwahahahaha *cracks up more*

~~Why Jacob was that a invitation?~~

There goes leaving it with Bella.

Wait. *smirks* That just put the oddest image in my head. And I'm not going to continue that train of thought.

~~I... Uhmmmm, Uhhh, well, I...~~

See, I think I do know you. You'd either leave it with Bella or there's a tree by the pond that has a hole in it. My luck you'd leave it there.

What image? *blinks* Oh Jacob Black tell me your mind did NOT go into the gutter.

*smirks* Well?

There goes plan B. Stop that!

... What? I... It's your fault!

~~You're enjoying watching me squirm!~~

Stop what? It's not like I can read minds like Edward. I'm just starting to understand your way of thinking. If not those two places then in Bella's truck, in the glove compartment in the back.

Oh yes, Blame me!

~~I am yes. It's rather sexy~~

Fine. I'll call. Better? Do you have a cellphone?

I will! Doesn't mean you did it, just that I'm going to blame you.

~~He... It is? Oh. Well. Sexy, huh?~~

Of course I have a cell phone *scoffs slightly at him.*

Blame me and I'll start blaming you for certain things. I don't know what yet, but I'll blame you for something!

~~Very sexy~~

Does it have a number? *smirks*

Ooooh, for what? Shedding?

~~Well, uhmm, thank you.~~

Of course it has a number you moron *rolls her eyes and grabs his phone muttering and putting her number into the memory whatever.* There.

Shedding, drooling, ruining my hair. I can find a lot of things to blame you for.

~~Welcome.~~

*grins* And I didn't even have to ask.

HEY! I do not drool!

Sometimes I can be easy you know. And do not retort that to anything crude Jacob.

Oh yes, you do drool.

I am biting my tongue.

Do not!

Do too!