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[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

War? Did I miss the memo?

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[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

Memos are sent out for this type of thing?

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

What can I tell ya, babe? I told 'em we needed to modernize but the last thing anybody needs right now is a frustrated Zeus. *loud whisper* Computers are a big no-no up top. Seriously.

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

Now that you've said that, we might get a frustrated Zeus. I hope that this ends soon.

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

What? Ya can't handle a few bolts of lightning?

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

There was an email! From the internet!

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

Remind me to disembowel my secretary.

[xthegrimreaperx.livejournal.com]

Yes, Sir. *Pause.* What if they enjoy it?

[maidenofspring.livejournal.com]

I have missed it too?

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

Persephone, babe! You're looking fabulous. Did you do something with your hair?

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Maybe Cerebus ate it?

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

A giant three-headed dog ate my homework... Think they'd buy that?

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Since its Cerebus? Yes, they would.

[viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com]

Hey, I missed the memo too! *pouts*

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

It's like they don't want us to take part or something. And by us, I mean you, babe. I think I'm coming down with somethin'. *fake cough* Plague. You know how it is.

[viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com]

That's all right, I'm sorta busy making mortals suffer in a daily basis anyway by default. Maybe they thought I was already on the job. *Yeah, that's it Penia, you keep thinking that*


You gotta quit dancing with the shades, Hades. You know the plague just sticks on them even after death.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

You get memos?

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

Only when it's memo-worthy. Apparently potential mass destruction ain't high up on that list. What can I tell ya, babe? Those Olympians have got more important things to worry about.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Any chance I could get CC'd on some of those?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

War never ends. Think the memo went out centuries ago.

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

Then I guess news just doesn't travel like it used to, huh?

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

People think war ends. Think that's the problem. I don't think it does.

[cache-of-spark.livejournal.com]

You and me both. I would love to know why, exactly, everyone seems to have their panties in a wad.

[theunseenone.livejournal.com]

Hey, when I know, you'll know. Mr. High-and-Mighty ain't too great when it comes to keepin' everybody in the loop.

[cache-of-spark.livejournal.com]

Good to, well, know.

I would make a comment about the communication and leadership skills there, but I'd be afraid of a smiting from above. As much as I love a good lightning show, I hear it's a bitch to have your zipper welded shut.

[3rd-ray.livejournal.com]

Yeah. You did. [smirk]