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*screams with laughter*

Oh, honey, aren't you just adorable looking.

*blinks* *smirks and poses* I like to think so, yes.

*Is in awe*

I can confirm you are.

Well thank you, dearie, I do try.

May I say you're not so bad looking yourself?

Are you an entertainer? I bet you're scrumptious on stage as well.

*Sporfles* I do try. Hi, I'm Don.

Yes, dearie, I dance and pretend to sing other people's songs. I'm the star of our little group, of course.

Whatever floats your boat, is okay with me. Don't you have your own singing voice?

Of course I do, darling. ~~you asked for it~~ *begins to sing loud, proud and horribly off-key* I don't care if the sun don't shine, I get my lovin' in the evenin' time....

...! That is an interesting singing technique you've got. You should try using it more ~~just not around me, okay?~~ if you don't use it you'll lose it. A singer should always practice. ~~You really need the practice sweetie.~~

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itsanabbaturd.livejournal.com - 2007-10-18 00:14 (UTC) - Expand

OMG marry me please.

*mock-swoons*

*arches brow*

What's in it for me?

Its seven inches long and I never sleep. Also, I make a mean omelet.

Aaaaoooh, well then, I may just have to consider that offer. Do you have a name, or should I just call you seven-inch omelet man?

I like that sound of that but I think Arthur may be a little easier to say. So Arthur it is.

Arthur it is indeed. Fabulous, darling, fabulous. Well, dearie, you already know my stage name, though my given name is Adam Whitely. Terrible sounding, isn't it?

It’s not so bad. Certainly not as fantastic as Felicia Jollygoodfellow, not nearly.

In a former, less fabulous life, I was known as Colt Cloutier. Now that's ridiculous.

Well, of course. Who would choose to be boring old Adam when you can be something as marvelous as Felicia, hmm?

*chuckles* I do hate to tell you, dearie, but that sounds like some sort of bad drink.

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le-gamin.livejournal.com - 2007-10-17 01:51 (UTC) - Expand

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itsanabbaturd.livejournal.com - 2007-10-17 02:46 (UTC) - Expand

Hello!

*laughs happily* Well hello darling, aren't you just fabulous.

I'd like to think so. I'm Diamond! Nice to meet you.

Diamond? What a fabulous name and so very fitting. The pleasure is mine, dearie.

Beats my real name. *giggles*

Isn't that always true for us queens, darling? Although that awful Bernadette does insist on calling me Adam. Dreadfully annoying, the old hag.

Mine is Jose. Though I'm on my way to becoming Diamond completely. ~~If I stop being a chicken and find a stash of money to go with the courage.~~

Oh really now? Oh, I'm far too fond of my pink bits to take such a drastic step, but dear old Rapl-oh, excuse me, Bernadette took the plunge, so to speak, and she couldn't be happier. Well, she could, but that old dried-up bitch will always find something to complain about.

(ooc: Diamond totally needs to meet Alexis, one of my other characters, who is a transsexual)