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Dude.... I can so steal Pepsi's credit card for that... I'm sure she wouldn't notice and we could do so much amazing things with it..

I don't think we'd even need a credit card. It doesn't look like it uses anything that you can't buy at a hardware store fairly cheap.

Still.

I can get us the goods.

For serious.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but....

.....do it.

~~I love you Captain America~~

Fucking A.

When do you have time? I'm in Gotham, so that's .. what, three hours from NY.

Yeah, just about. How's tomorrow afternoon? Barring attacks from supervillains, I'll be free.

I've got a trial next week but all I'm doing is reading case files.. I can be out of the office by 3 or so.

Where should we do this?

We can use the Stark Industries testing ground.

Maybe we should break Tony out of rehab for the evening...

....this sounds like it has gong show written all over it.

Do it.

Let's just not tell Peps. I like my balls where they are: between my legs and hanging free.

Pepper will never hear about it from my lips. And I know Tony will keep his mouth shut.

Do you have a video camera?

Yeah, I do actually.

Taping it for posterity? Or for insurance purposes if we manage to kill ourselves in the process?

Although, with Tony there, I'm sure we'll build something fucking amazing.. or Tony will and we can drink beer and watch.

No beer. It's kind of cruel to drink in front of him.

Mostly taping so that we can show Pepper later and listen to her scream at us.

Shit that's right. Pot it is then.

Ha! No one screams like Peps.

....isn't that illegal?

Define illegal.

If a police officer caught you with it, you could go to jail.

That's a pretty good definition there, Cap.

It wasn't a definition, it was a statement. You're a bright enough boy that I shouldn't have to define "illegal" for you.

Seeing as I'm a lawyer, probably not.

Right-o, then. I'll just bring the goods. It'll be like one big lego set.

Fantastic.

I'll spring Tony from rehab and meet you at Stark Industries.

Awesome. I should be there by six.

You're sitting in your apartment watching Mythbusters, aren't you?

Yes.

You're sitting in rehab watching Mythbusters, aren't you?

Yes. Yes I am.

I thought you didn't have a television?

Clint's influence?

Yes. He said I either plugged in his television or he would get an accordion and teach himself to play.

I like Discovery Channel.

An Accordion. Fantastic. Carny.

They've been showing a documentary on you on the Military channel. I've watched it three times now. There's this incredibly stuffy, irritating professor who keeps pronouncing your name RODgers.

Ugh, I hate those things. They're embarrassing and stupid and they get it all wrong.

You're telling me. They haven't made a movie about you yet. The talentless pretty-boy they had to play me...ugh.

So. The Sawdust cannon.

I could build one easily.

I don't know, I thought he did a good job.

I know you could, that's why we're. Yes.

I want a non-dairy creamer one.

That's why we're...what? What are you planning?

Where the hell are you going to get that much creamer?

STEVE?

Calm down, Tony. I'll tell you all about it when I get there, okay?

Alright. I'll be waiting. ~~Cautiously~~