It's hardly my fault that these lunatics decide to end their misery in front of my house, making a public spectacle of themselves. What happened to the days when they did their suicides in private, with some dignity?
My darling Antony, the gods are much like unruly children playing in the streets. Today they are squabbling, tomorrow they will be fighting each other or someone new. Besides, mortals who don't pay proper tribute or who dare to cross the gods are foolish.
I've just been trying to fathom the strategy of the other side. What's the purpose of an attack on one of the patron gods of war, besides inciting war? Why have their attacks been so random and clumsy?
An why have the generals been so eager to declare their allegiance in public?
It all makes me wonder if people forgot how to wage war.
*smile* Some of us have the foresight to make special arrangements with the gods, my dearest love.
*runs fingernail up his bicep, purring* You know how to wage war, lover. My Antony, the greatest general the world has known since the Spartans. Perhaps you should assist our patron goddess, darling, and you will enjoy the benefits, as I do.
Locked from here on out, because this general has a touch of good sense
no subject
no subject
They fail, over and over. You would think that they would learn after a while.
no subject
Perhaps just not the right one has tried.no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
Besides, I have servants to take the trash away, darling.
no subject
A good thing. Otherwise there might be a pile of them out there.
no subject
no subject
no subject
How are you, Antony?
no subject
Hmm, thoughtful, I suppose.
no subject
no subject
no subject
no subject
I've just been trying to fathom the strategy of the other side. What's the purpose of an attack on one of the patron gods of war, besides inciting war? Why have their attacks been so random and clumsy?
An why have the generals been so eager to declare their allegiance in public?
It all makes me wonder if people forgot how to wage war.
no subject
*runs fingernail up his bicep, purring* You know how to wage war, lover. My Antony, the greatest general the world has known since the Spartans. Perhaps you should assist our patron goddess, darling, and you will enjoy the benefits, as I do.
Locked from here on out, because this general has a touch of good sense
Re: Locked from here on out, because this general has a touch of good sense
In exchange for a little task I helped him with, he gave me a key. With that key, I can enjoy myself forever.
Re: Locked from here on out, because this general has a touch of good sense
Re: Locked from here on out, because this general has a touch of good sense
Re: Locked from here on out, because this general has a touch of good sense