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So what's your breakfast of champions?

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Southwest Omelette MRE *sighs*

Omelette, nice choice. What's MRE mean?

Meal-Ready-to-Eat. Military Ration. Powdered bullshit.

Oh man. Ouch.

You need some real food in you Colonel.

I'm so aware...

Next time you're in town, I'm gonna feed you.

I'll be around in October... I'll give you a call.

Sounds great. *Hands over number and address*

:) Thanks

Ha! Good answer! *high fives*

Maybe to you... eat it everyday for four years then get back to me. *bitter*

*laughs* Oh honey, that was sarcasm. You couldn't pay me to eat another MRE. That's why I said a "good" omelette in my answer.

Yeah.. *:/*

Do you like muffins?

I fuckin love muffins.

Good.

Blueberry, Strawberry, or Banana Nut?

Strawberry.

Alright then. I'm making you muffins. You need some real food.

I'm a sucker for a good omelette.

You too? Nice. Any particular kind of omelette?

I prefer Fruit Loops myself.

I like onion, tomato, and cheese.

Cold cereal is cool. I'm more of a Cinnamon Toast Crunch gal myself but I do that every other day. The omelettes come out when I really need the boost.

That sounds really good.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is alright. I could kind of go for an Omelette with all this talk about them.

I know, right? *laughs* I think I'm gonna make some now.

Make sure its a good one. *grins*

My omelettes are rock awesome. Don't you worry about that.

biscuits and gravy, an' eggs over easy.

That sounds really good actually. Can't get really good biscuits and gravy out in L.A. though unfortunately.

Yeah, noticed dat las' time I was in LA. Damn shame.

I know. All we have here is a lot of Mexican and Korean food. And sushi.

nothin' wrong wit any of dat, jus not fer breakfas'

To be
the eyes
and ears
and conscience
of the Creator of the Universe,
you fool.

Or is that the purpose of life? I can never tell.

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