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[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

I'm bored. Someone should amuse me.

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[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Sorry, fresh out of puppets.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

You could make some...

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

I'm not very good at arts and crafts. Shadow puppets? Charades?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Shadow puppets will do nicely.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

As you wish. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WlbQPmXg08)

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

I... almost feel cheated. You should do shadow puppets.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

You feel cheated? Please! I provided lovely shadow puppets for your amusement.

And why am I being subjected to puppy eyes when you're not even Clark Kent?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

I said almost! Great Serpent, woman. Are you always this blunt?

He is an excellent teacher of the puppy eyes.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Just checking. Yeeah, actually that was me being 'not blunt' how'd I do?

I knew it! He's giving lessons isn't he?! Damn!

[grace-ofgravity.livejournal.com]

Dance monkey, dance?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Are you offering to dance, then?

[grace-ofgravity.livejournal.com]

Oh I was kind of hoping you would. Then you wouldn't be bored anymore, and I'd definitely be amused by it.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Ah, but the dancing I know requires a partner.

[grace-ofgravity.livejournal.com]

And what kind of dancing do you know?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Court dancing. Though the modern gyrations are quite interesting to watch.

[grace-ofgravity.livejournal.com]

Is that so? Tell you what, you get started, and I'll jump in.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

I get the feeling I'd rather watch you.

[dumbestpower.livejournal.com]

Broadway show-stopper or C-grade movie recitations?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Movie recitations. Remember to type clearly.

[dumbestpower.livejournal.com]

And I was so hoping I'd get to belt out something.

"Yeah, yeah, I know that bromide. Something borrowed, something blue - old, new! Rice and old shoes, carry you over the threshold, Niagara Falls — all the silly tripe I've made fun of for years. Is this what I've come to? I can't go through with it. I won't marry you and that's that!

Yes, Mortimer.

What do you mean, "Yes, Mortimer"? Aren't you insulted? Aren't you going to cry? Aren't you going to make a scene?

No, Mortimer.

And don't "No, Mortimer" me either! Don't... Don't you see, marriage is a superstition, it... It's old-fashioned, it's... I..."

In retrospect, I probably should've picked a monologue.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

I want to say Arsenic and Old Lace, with Cary Grant, but I'm not positive on that. Still working my way through the old movies.

Well, I can't hear you over the 'net, can I.

[dumbestpower.livejournal.com]

Got it in one. I was born to the wrong generation.

The boy speaks truth.

I'm Amy.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Oh, we're all born exactly where we should be.

Occasionally.

I'm Fin.

[dumbestpower.livejournal.com]

You swim a lot, or did your parents actually name you that?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

It's short for something.