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[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

She hit me.

In my face.

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[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

Who hit you? Are you alright?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Alissa.

My face is fine.

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

She wasn't happy to see you?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Well, when she saw it was me, she slapped me, and then slammed the door in my face.

But she didn't knee me in the crotch. So it's kind of hard to say.

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

Did you try to send her flowers? Girls like that sort of thing. Perhaps flowers, and a note to explain everything would help her talk to you, without slapping you.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

No, I sent her me. I thought she would want to talk it out, not duke it out.

There's...really no possible way to make it all concise enough for a note.

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

What if you wrote that you're sorry for not contacting her, but you have a lot to tell her, and you were glad to see her, even if she slapped you?

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

Did you deserve it?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[talktothehat.livejournal.com]

Well...uh. Be grateful she didn't hit you somewhere more sensitive, I guess?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

She has before.

I counted it as second base then, but I don't think I could now.

[blaze-in-hot.livejournal.com]

Better than hitting you in the balls.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

True. The face is much less sensitive.

But it still hurts me in my heart approximately the same amount.

[blaze-in-hot.livejournal.com]

You ever been hit in the balls?

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Yes, actually. A lot of times.

[blaze-in-hot.livejournal.com]

So you know how much it hurts.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

And how much people will make fun of you for trying to wear a cup in a non-athletic situation.

[blaze-in-hot.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I would be one of them too.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Ouch, dude.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Don't fall for the hype, Colonel: Earth girls are not easy.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I think I knew that far before you did, Solomon. Just a hunch.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

How do you deal with them, man?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

I don't, anymore. Not in a dating sense anyway... But you know, I'm pretty sure they don't come with instruction manuals otherwise I wouldn't be divorced.

[anold-soul.livejournal.com]

Don't date, huh? You dog, you. Just love 'em and leave 'em, huh? I envy people who can do that.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Well... I've dated a few alien chicks, actually. There aren't that many ... options in the way of Earthlings, round here.