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Looking for someone to date Bobby

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Is this the personal ads now or something?

No, it's me trying to get a friend a date.

Blind Date: Six Words Edition.

Behind curtain number one, we have...?

Bobby.

Does he sing? Dance? Shadow puppets?

No, he makes ice appear.

...Wait, he's one of the hero set?

Hero set?

You know. 'I'll save you from that dastardly Dr. Villainy, Ma'am'?

...Tell me he's not the Dr. Villiany in this scenario.

No, he's an X-men.

For when the Y-Men and the Z-Men are out of town?

That isn't a bad idea, you know, what with all the people complaining about being bored or not getting laid. SWS Dating Service: "Now you can break up with your couch and bottle of hand lotion."

Could make a bundle on it. Maybe I should apply for a copyright or something.

Kinky.

I don't think you're going to find anyone.

I think I might.

*facepalms*

Sorry Bobby.

It's okay Kitty.

Why can he not find his own date?

I told him I'd try and help him.

That is very nice of you, I hope you find someone for him.

Thanks, fingers crossed.

I have read that they have personal ads for such things, in the news paper. Perhaps he could find someone there?

Perhaps, I just want to give hima little hand.

He's that desperate for a date, huh?

I've got to do something to help him.

Outside of being single, is something wrong with him?

Nothing at all.

Then you're better off not worrying too much about it. He'll find someone.

I'm just doing something as a friend.

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