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[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

Tis better to give...or something.

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[tiemetoatree.livejournal.com]

I sent you a note. (http://tiemetoatree.livejournal.com/1257.html)

[akawesleysnipes.livejournal.com]

You have a way with words, man. You're like a fucking poet.

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

You think? Hey! Maybe I could write a rap for you or something.

[akawesleysnipes.livejournal.com]

I sense a collaboration coming on. Of course, nobody writes Alpa's rhymes but Alpa. But maybe I could fit you in on a track or two somewhere. You seem like a man who could shake a mean tambourine. You down?

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

Oh yeah, I'm down. I'm...I'm totally down with that.

[akawesleysnipes.livejournal.com]

You might wanna just stick to saying 'yes' or 'righto' or whatever it is you pastey pals say. Hearing you try and spit that out was like watching my Grams try and freak dance to Reggae music. It just ain't right.

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

But really, I'm totally down with that shit, dog.

[akawesleysnipes.livejournal.com]

In the name of all that is Booty Sweat you are starting to freak me the fuck out. You are beginning to remind me of Kirk. Do you have any idea how fucking low you have stooped when you have reached his level?

[method-actor-10.livejournal.com]

Oh lord... your trying to be a poet now? You might want to stick to one thing my dear friend.

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

No. I think I'm going to write a rap for Alpa.

[method-actor-10.livejournal.com]

... remind me why I didn't and couldn't hurt you on the set? I just don't get you man sometimes... but then again that is what makes us humans!

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

Because I was kind of the star?

Come on, you wouldn't buy collaboration between me and Alpa?

[method-actor-10.livejournal.com]

I DON"T KNOW. I don't know. I don't know. What kind of music does ALPA EVEN DO! I mean I see his energy drink all over the place now.

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

He does...rap or R&B or something. I hear that Booty Sweat is good but I haven't been brave enough to try it.

[nomoreherpes.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, glasses. That's, uh, super awesome. Thanks, I guess.

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

I was going to give everyone a can of Booty Sweat but I didn't want to make anyone sick they were all out.

[nomoreherpes.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well, Booty Sweat is still relatively new but the fans and everyone are totally into that whole thing, which would make sense with it being out, considering the whole supply and demand. I mean, energy drinks are slowly edging out soft drinks as a more popular type of drink, though I think the Starbucks scene is still more popular than it really should be, you know?

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

....Right.

So how are you McClusky?

[nomoreherpes.livejournal.com]

..It's Sandusky. Kevin, remember? Yeah. I'm fine, good. I'm uh, pretty stoked to be here.

[method-actor-10.livejournal.com]

KEVIE! Hi! I miss you so. You were so fun to hang with you know that right? Hey if you ever looking for a role the second Satan's alley is coming out in a couple of years we could always use more stunt people and crud.

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

Another Satan's Alley? Didn't Tobey Maguire die at the end of the first one?

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

Kevin, right. Long way from those herpes commercials you used to do, huh?

[nomoreherpes.livejournal.com]

You have no idea. People used to shout 'Hey Herpes Guy' at me all the time.
Things are really good. It's like I'm a real actor now.

[dcockburn.livejournal.com]

Well, that's...I'm going to leave it at "Thank you, Tugg".

...Thank you...Tugg...

[wentfullretard.livejournal.com]

I just figured since I...yeah. You're welcome.