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Are the cops always so cranky?

Hard to find ones that aren't. Always make sure you keep food with you. Cops become less uncranky with food!

Maybe I should get her donuts.

Yes yes. Donuts work like a charm! Has evaded the law many times with having donuts in the back of my car.

Why have you been talking to the cops?

I made friends with one.

Okay.

She's really cranky and thinks I 'like' her.

Did you tell her you have a girlfriend?

No I couldn't stop laughing. She's about 40 mom.

Oh dear.

I know. Crazy huh?

No kidding.

Are you alright mom?

Yeah I'm fine, a little tired and cut off fromt hings, but fine.

As long as you're alright. If you get the chance hang out with Oz some. She's a little sad lately.

Your dad moved her back home but she's either out or locked in her room.

Go and see her. You've both been strange lately.

I've been busy with the house.

*raises eyebrow*

Okay mom.

I have, it takes a lot to sort out.

Most of 'em, yeah.

Yes.

Why?