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[johncasey.livejournal.com]

Salome won't get off my back.

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[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Clings to him. Hey, I could get off, you just have to give me what I want.

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

And what do yo want?

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

For you to go down. To admit that I can tackle you.

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

I still wouldn't call this a tackle. I barely moved when you leapt up there.

[sweetsalome.livejournal.com]

Its a tackle, I jumped on you! Do you need to be moving in order to consider it a tackle?

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

Usually when you tackle someone, you knock them to the ground.

[4favoritewords.livejournal.com]

Major Casey? That...sounds a little bit like a personal problem.

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

This lady claimed she could tackle me and leaped at me.

And now, she literally won't get off my back.

[4favoritewords.livejournal.com]

Trying so very hard not to laugh.

I see.

And have you tried walking backwards into a wall.

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

I know a few ways I could get her off; I just haven't done anything yet.

Maybe I should try backing into a wall just to see what she'll do.

[4favoritewords.livejournal.com]

Enjoying having a woman hanging from your back, are you?

I hear it works, though I haven't tested it myself. The most Morgan's ever attached himself to is my leg.

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

Have you met Hiro yet? He's Chuck new friend. And the girl on my back is Hiro's fiancee.

So, this is sorta of strange situation I'm in at the moment.

And, that moron Morgan attached himself to your leg once, huh? My condolences.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

Why won't Salome get off you back?

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

She claimed she could tackle me and leaped at me. Now she won't get down.

[nerdherdchuck.livejournal.com]

O...kay.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

Anoooo

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

Your girlfriend literally leaped onto my back, claiming she could tackle me.

ooc: This post was a continuation of this one (http://community.livejournal.com/sixwordstories/8300361.html?thread=226593353#t226593353).

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

*Hiro looks at him.* I could not tackle you even if you were drunk. You are like a brick wall.

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

Needless to say, she wasn't successful. But she wouldn't get off and kept trying to make me fall down.

She said she'd get off if I admitted she tackled me. We compromised and I said she half-tackled me.

*shrugs* Throwing her off wouldn't have been right.

[powered-otaku.livejournal.com]

I would be very surprised if she had. You are being nice to compromise with her.

I would have been a bit upset if you had thrown her off.

[agentmaxwell.livejournal.com]

Girls just tend to be that annoyin'.

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

And she already has a boyfriend too.

[agentmaxwell.livejournal.com]

*raises both eyebrows* Ok, that's just mean. How exactly touchy is this girl? Yah could have problems with her man just 'cause she's crazy? *shakes his head* Geez, women...

[johncasey.livejournal.com]

I already told her man about it. He wasn't angry. Just confused.

[agentmaxwell.livejournal.com]

*snorts* My man would kill me if I did that. *looks at him up and down* Yah look stron' enough to get 'er off, though.