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Oh no...what did he do now?

I came home from work and he was laying in my bed watching tv and eating popcorn. It's not bad enough that he's in my bed but he made a huge mess too. Honestly Chuck, I think he needs a leash.

I-I'll clean it up. And I'll talk to him about using...the Morgan Door when I'm not there.

He does have a home, right? I mean...he doesn't sleep in the bushes outside or anything does he?

He has a home. But his mom's been acting weird lately though.

Maybe that's why he's not there that often. I dunno. *shrugs*

ooc: According to the webisode spoilers (http://chucktv.net/spoilers/webisode-spoilers/) Morgan's mom's is posting naked pictures of herself online. ^^; And I assume Morgan still lives at home...

Sighs. I don't mind if he comes over I just....don't want him anywhere near my room.

ooc: Oh that is just so creepy. lol. Poor Morgan.

I completely understand. I'll tell him just to hang out in my room until I get back. Like, play X-Box or whatever.

ooc: I read that and thought so too. Poor Morgan indeed.

Maybe we can put a lock on the outside of your door. Then he has to stay in your room.

I dunno, Ellie. What if you accidentally lock me in my room sometime?

Maybe it would just be easier to lock the Morgan Door when I'm not home?

You're sure he doesn't have a key to the house or anything?

I don't think so. I didn't give him one.

Alright, then we'll try that. But if he keeps getting in, we're going lock shopping.

Oh no...

Why does it have to be me that did something? You're supposed to have my back Chuck!

That is quite possibly the most adorable icon ever. lol

When Ellie threatens to nail the Morgan Door closed, it's usually not good.

Actually this seemed rather minor...for Ellie to threaten that. And to threaten to lock me in my room...

Still, you understand right? I mean where else am I supposed to relax and be comfortable?

Lock your room..what about food?

H-how exactly were you relaxing in there? Is there something Ellie didn't tell me? Was there more to this than the popcorn on the floor?

I guess I'd have to go out the Morgan Door and in the front door of the apartment? *shrugs*

I was relaxing Chuck. Eating popcorn, watching TV..in my boxers.

That is way too much work.

*face palms* Morgan...why?

It is...which is why I don't want my room locked.

It's how I relax. I really don't understand the problem here. I'll clean up the popcorn.

It's...it's Ellie's bed, Morgan. *shakes head and sighs*

You know what? Let's just forget it, okay? You up for some 'Call of Duty?'

Hey, I said I would clean it up. And I promise I will wear pants next time..I was just, comfortable.

Morgan, I don't want to see that comfortable in our house ever again, but especially not in my bed.

We've been over this before!

Well it's not like I could exactly go on Chuck's bed could I. Especially when yours looks so inviting and snuggly.

ooc: Morgan made me use the icon since you like it.

Why do you have to take your pants off on anybody's bed? I'm sure your pants are very, very comfortable.

And really...what's wrong with the couch?

ooc: Hee. *Hugs Morgan*

Do you know how to relax Ellie? It can't happen in Jeans or Dickies.

It's environmentally uncomfortable for me.

Oh but it can. Especially if it's happening on my bed.

Environmentally uncomfortable? Do you even listen to yourself when you talk?

You could join me next time. Then I would have a shoulder to cry on when Oprah does those sad stories. Ya know, with the dying kids and what not.

What was wrong with that?

No. Nonononono. I've woken up with you in my bed. We've done that before, remember? Never again!

But, it was fine last time. We had fun, I thought we had fun.

It was fine until I woke up...with you...in my bed!

What did that moron do now?

I came home from work and he was lying in his underwear, on my bed, eating popcorn and watching Oprah.

That's...disturbing.

And you didn't even have to see it.

The mental image is enough.

Trust me. There's no way it can be as terrifying as the real thing.

*nods* You're probably right about that.