http://little-shephard.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-09-05 12:30 am
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Wish I had a big brother...


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[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Because my best friend Jenny has one, and I want one too!

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
What's so great about it? I don't want a big brother.

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well... You're weird. *sticks her tongue out at him*

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
You're weirder! All big brothers do is tell on you and take your stuff away!

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Nuh-uh! You're weirdest!! And that's not all! They protect you and stick up for you! And they teach you all kinds of really cool stuff!

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Like, um... Like all the really cool places to play! They can teach you things that grown-ups don't want you to know! Like how to get to the cookies before dinner!

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
*frowns* Why do you want to do what your mom and dad don't want?

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
*frowns back* I don't have a dad. Well, I do, but I never see him.

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
I don't ever see mine either, but I have one. He's always at work.

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Really?! I live in Australia! Wouldn't it be funny if you knew my daddy?

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I know your daddy. America is BIG!

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Australia's BIGGER! You might know him! I think that'd be cool!

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It is NOT, what are you talking about? You need to look at a map, you'll see.

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever! It's BETTER than America! We have kangaroos!

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and they can kill you with one kick! You guys have a lot of snakes too! Lotsa stuff that can kill people. I don't wanna go there.

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? Well... I don't want you to come here! You're not cool enough to come to Australia!

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-06 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even wanna go anyway! You can keep your kangaroos!

[identity profile] little-shephard.livejournal.com 2008-09-06 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
*eyes widen, immediately forgetting about the argument* I can keep them?! Does that mean I'm getting a kangaroo?!

[identity profile] not-a-savage.livejournal.com 2008-09-06 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
I dunno, ask your mom.
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