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[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

..think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

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[followedhimdown.livejournal.com]

What, did you buy a Corvette and try to pick up someone half your age?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

..If I said yes to that would you really be all that surprised?

[followedhimdown.livejournal.com]

The Corvette, no; the blonde bimbo, yeah.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Who said anything about Blonde?

[fever-crusade.livejournal.com]

Isn't it a little early for that, Colonel?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Not as much as you might think...

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

What is that?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Oh, uh... Earth-man thing. Like, when you get to be a certain age you start to... freak out about stuff.

[adalia-krause.livejournal.com]

What age is that, and what are you freaking out about? I'm almost sure it will be fine.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

It's you know.. middle-aged. Which I guess.. I am.

Honestly? Everything. I'm freaking.. about everything.

[tea-wifout-milk.livejournal.com]

Still on about the hair, John?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

Not exactly.

[tea-wifout-milk.livejournal.com]

well then, what's this about?

[murrayofchulak.livejournal.com]

You are too young for such a state, Colonel Sheppard. I would have thought Dr. McKay a more likely candidate.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

What if I told you I was older than McKay? Well, with him gone, I have to compensate, now don't I?

[murrayofchulak.livejournal.com]

You may be physically older than he, but your spirit is younger Where is Dr. McKay?

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

I thought you were 29?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

I am!

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh Then you're a little too young there to be having one, $heppard.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Boy do I hear that, tenfold.

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

...yeah? I mean... um. Yeah. You're so much older than me. *scared*

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Look, kid, don't rush it. It ain't pretty.

Thanks a whole heap. I blame the alcohol mostly.

[shes-hellsangel.livejournal.com]

You pick up a hooker or something?

[colonelinblack.livejournal.com]

A.. hooker? I'm proud to say I have never done that and do not feel any.. urge to. *blinks* Space bimbos..?

[shes-hellsangel.livejournal.com]

Where I come from, that's normal mid-life crisis behavior. Pick up a hooker, or start sleeping with your secretary.