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Aren't you keeping the neighbors awake?

Wha? Me don't make THAT much noise!

Well, horns make a lot of noise. Are you just tapping it? I'm sure the neighbors won't mind that.

Ohhh ha ha...no, no. No tapping. Me bang it hard all night. Yeah.
Me neighbors don't care. They probably busy too!

Where do you live? If I honked my horn all night, the neighbors would be really, really mad at me.

They would be madder than when I ran over the lawnmower!

Your neighbors would get mad!? Where you live, in bible belt or something? And how they know what you do at night, they all watching you? That terrible!

Well, they would be able to hear me if I was in the car, honking the horn...

So just no make so much noise or go somewhere else! Me don't have a car, me can do it just about anywhere!

Do you have one of those portable horns? Those look fun!

*glances down* Uh...yeah! Yeah, yeah. It definitely portable. Me can carry it around everywhere me go! Lately me using it around the house mostly.

Why just around the house? I suppose you would look silly, honking a horn in various public places.

I am Addie, it is nice to meet you.

Around the house, nobody bothers me before me finished. Well obviously me would get arrested for honking me horn in public.

Oh, hello. Me Trekkie Monster.

Why would they arrest you for honking a horn in public?

Not honking A horn...honking ME horn. That never allowed in public. Have to keep it tucked away.

Why would you have to keep it tucked away? It's just a horn.

Ah. Me glad you laid back about that. If more women were like you, me would get called a pervert a lot less.

They call you a pervert? For honking a horn?

Honking ME horn!
*groan* How much longer me have to make "funny" misunderstanding lines before you get it?
ME JERKING OFF!!!

Jerking off? Should I Google that term?

*clapping a paw to his forehead* What, me need to start flogging me dong right in front of you until you get message?

Your what? You don't have to if it annoys you. I can use Google.

Ahh...but me have much better uses for internet.

You Tube?

*sigh* Alright. You ask for it. Me explain it all to you in BIG SHOWSTOPPING MUSICAL NUMBER! LIGHTS PLEASE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-TA57L0kuc

Oh! Thank you for the explanation. You've been very kind. I now understand that you weren't actually talking about a horn.

I don't understand why you used the word horn, but it's quite alright. I hope you're having fun!

Oh there LOTS of words we have for it today. And ooooh yeah...me having plenty fun.

It's good that you're having fun with your life! What else do you do for fun?

Uhhh...me hang out in me apartment...looking at porn, maybe grab a snack...more porn.

Umm...sometimes me check me stocks and forums, and then...uh...me look at porn. Yeah.

I like to eat ice cream, and play in the park- I hang out with my friends. I also like reading, and picking flowers. I'm sure that I'll get more hobbies soon.

It's nice to have something in common- though I think everyone likes snacks.