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Lies! Deceitful untruths!

All they do is give you some stupid sugar rush.. then they make you fat... ALL WE NEED ARE more annoying fat people in the world.

No one FORCES those people to eat cookies and get fat. You can't blame the delicious treats for the irresponsibility of the eater.

Cookies are wonderful. Right up there with muffins and dill pickles.

WELL... the cookies have mind controlling devieces in em. THATS a lie dill pickles are icky. But I mustn't lie but Muffins are good. What kinds do you like? Me personally I love eating Blueberry and the cherry kind.

The only mind altering any thing in cookies are the earth shattering amounts of awesome.

Dill pickles are AMAZING! My all time favorite food ever. I could eat them all day every day but then I'd smell like a pickle.

I loves me some blueberry but banana nut and chocolate chocolate chip are up there to.

Ah. I agree with you on the muffin things. So other then that how was your day today?

*laughs at the crazy change of subject* Um, it was good. In Vegas with some friends.

OH... sin city eh? I was at home relaxing before my new movie starts filming. *Needs to get out more*

Your new movie? Are you an actor?

Yep. Don't know if you have seen it. But I'm one of these actors from Tropic Thunder. Kirk Lazarus.

I haven't seen the movie yet but I heard about it. That's really cool. It's nice to meet you Kirk, I'm Lauren Order.

Ah such a pretty Name Lauren. Nice to meet you too. Go see it! It will have you laughing! But of course you get stuck looking at some annoying main character. WHEN i would have just done!

Thank you and I guess I'll have to since I've met one of the actors in it. Even if you have shamefully blackened the good name of the cookie.

Can I recline my opinon on cookies? Enjoys them now. *chomps on a cookie*

*chuckles* What changed your mind?

Your thoughts on them. Also I made a bunch as we were speaking.

Woo! I converted you! *lil happy dance* So... what kind did you make?