http://universalpawn.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] universalpawn.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-09-05 12:29 pm

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Do dolphins normally eat the swimmers?

[identity profile] method-actor-10.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
No not normally unless that is you happen to look like a small fish or something?

[identity profile] morbid-midweek.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Not nearly as often as they should.

[identity profile] morbid-midweek.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
If a bunch of people kept swimming in your waters, wouldn't you want to get rid of them?

[identity profile] mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Typically those would be sharks.

[identity profile] mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhmm. Well, dolphins have been known to bite swimmers, eat, not so much.

[identity profile] reportresurrect.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...um, no. Not normally.

[identity profile] reportresurrect.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe they're still pissed about the whole tuna thing?

[identity profile] dumbestpower.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Flipper freaking you out?

Relax; it's just a movie.

[identity profile] dumbestpower.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Was anything stolen? Were they carrying guns? Stockings over their faces? Any distinctive markings you could see?

[identity profile] to-littleville.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, not so sure about that.

[identity profile] to-littleville.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
The...epidemic of dolphin attacks?

[identity profile] isdisarming.livejournal.com 2008-09-05 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Dolphins are completely evil, they eat babies, the end.

[identity profile] isdisarming.livejournal.com 2008-09-06 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
That's because it's true, everyone thinks Dolphins shit rainbows and glitter. They are murdering rapists.

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