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[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Do dolphins normally eat the swimmers?

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[method-actor-10.livejournal.com]

No not normally unless that is you happen to look like a small fish or something?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

It's more of an observational query.

[morbid-midweek.livejournal.com]

Not nearly as often as they should.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Mind expounding on that?

[morbid-midweek.livejournal.com]

If a bunch of people kept swimming in your waters, wouldn't you want to get rid of them?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

I'm not that into cannibalism, so I'd probably just cart them off for interrogation.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Typically those would be sharks.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

I'd agree, my lady, but the ones I'm watching definitely look like Flipper.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Mhmm. Well, dolphins have been known to bite swimmers, eat, not so much.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

These ones seem to be reenacting Jaws.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

...um, no. Not normally.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Maybe they're still pissed about the whole tuna thing?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

That would explain a lot, wouldn't it.

[dumbestpower.livejournal.com]

Flipper freaking you out?

Relax; it's just a movie.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

It'd be slightly easier to comprehend if it was a television show. Alas, I'm at the beach and just finished watching dolphins mobbing swimmers.

[dumbestpower.livejournal.com]

Was anything stolen? Were they carrying guns? Stockings over their faces? Any distinctive markings you could see?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Not really. One minute swimming gaily and the next... there was blood in the water. As they say.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Uh, not so sure about that.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

Well, it looks to be dying down now.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

The...epidemic of dolphin attacks?

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

It's only an epidemic if it happens again.

[isdisarming.livejournal.com]

Dolphins are completely evil, they eat babies, the end.

[universalpawn.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think.

[isdisarming.livejournal.com]

That's because it's true, everyone thinks Dolphins shit rainbows and glitter. They are murdering rapists.