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John, get in the fort bitch!

...bitch?

Quit moaning and help me set up the fort!

I'm a lieutenant colonel, Johnny. So not your bitch.

Calm it down with the attitude lieutenant and help build!

...you did not just call me Lieutenant. Do you want help or not?

Yes now lighten up!!

*grumbles, but nods* Alright, Storm.. what... materials do we have? *SUPER SRS HMMM*

*scratches the back of his head*

I've got an old matteress?

*face falls* Is that.. it?

Man I'm loaded you say what you want and I'll get it!

Hmmm... well, I mean. If we're gonna make a fort.. we should at least go all out, right?

So how big you thinking?

Does F-15 size mean anything to you? *:D?*

I'm right there with you man!!

You made a fort?

Yes!

Wanna be king of the fort?

*points to a very cool arranged set of covers and matteress's, possible the best fortress EVAR!*

Can I really!!??

You bet yeah just as long as you steal that mans cookies.

*points to John*