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[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

How about de-Luthorizing the Daily Planet?

All in favor say aye!

Comments

[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

I'm unfamiliar with this verb, Mr. White.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

That's surprising considering just how often I've heard it used.

[hell-of-heaven.livejournal.com]

You do recall that I pay your wages each month?

Or am I misinterpreting? Perhaps you meant it in the sense of, "not write defamatory articles about the Luthors anymore"?

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Sure. That.

Besides, you wouldn't fire me.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Perry, Perry, Perry. You know you should be more careful. Not that I oppose de-lousing

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

I've been to hell and back, Sullivan. I haven't got much to lose this time around, except maybe my sobriety.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Maybe you don't. But the Planet has YOU to lose. The paper needs you. And you need your sobriety. So pick your battles carefully. Then stab them in the back

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

I am a pretty valuable asset. And if I lose my sobriety, I can think of at least one person who will never speak to me again.

So. Maybe.

[hero_farmboy]

Good luck.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Clark!

I was hoping I'd be able to win over your support here.

[hero_farmboy]

Yeah, well, Lex and I aren't anywhere near as good friends as we used to be.

How've you been, Mr. White?

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Well, I've been staying the hell away from Smallville, so...pretty good. No bridges for me. And no more Jack Daniels.

Your mom's been a very good influence on me, I guess you could say.

[fever-crusade.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that would not go over well.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

I'm a radical at heart.

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

Isn't that biting the hand that feeds you?

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Completely and utterly, but I think we at the Planet would all do well to find us a new hand.

[rattle-thecages.livejournal.com]

I agree with Chloe that caution should be used in this instance.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Caution's never been my strong suit. Luthor's gotten me fired before so it wouldn't be the first time.

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Sure, Perry. You just go ahead and write me a check for several million dollars and we'll call the whole thing even.

I'll even lend you my pen.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

I'll see what I can rustle up.

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

You do that. In the meantime you might consider what exactly you would like your future with the Daily Planet to be, or if you prefer I'm sure you'd be welcome back on X-Styles.

It's entirely up to you.

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

I've got an in now, Lex. I'm not worried.

[eirenikos]

That's a rather strong statement, isn't it?

[to-littleville.livejournal.com]

Strong measures are called for.

[eirenikos]

How so? If you would be kind enough to indulge me.